Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[010203]

I turned the showdown on just as half time arrived in the super rugby final to hear Dwayne say 'chaos ball'. Amazing timing.

 

[Godchin]

Dwayne throwing in a "that just happened!" for the Lycett goal.

He's running out of Talladega Nights quotes to force into his commentary.

 

[Mentallo]

Hi Derrrrrrrrrrwayne.

Just want to point out that icing is not a penalty in ice hockey d1ckhead.

Stick to your crap basketball references and stop talking about sports you know nothing at all about.

Cheers.

 

[Greasyrhys]

He simply should NOT be allowed to call showdowns anymore, talked a lot of rubbish during yesterday’s game (too many to mention) & just being his usual big-headed self. Whoever assigns him to call these kind of games should simply be sacked.

If only $even would have the balls to allow for a Friday night showdown next season like they should have done this season (instead of focusing on their usual vic bias)

 

[Lethality]

This doofus was arguing at the start of the year that the low scoring was only due to inaccuracy. Where is he now?

 

[Oscarman]

campaigner is calling Melbourne AGAIN today

 

[IKnowtheDog]

“McDonald sold a couple kittens”

 

[Sub_Zero]

“McDonald sold a couple kittens”

Wtf

 

[Hoos]

Stick to your crap basketball references and stop talking about sports you know nothing at all about.

And that includes Australian Rules Football.

 

[Oscarman]

He's got a massive boner for Carlton today.

 

[Hawkie_McHawkHawk]

He is such a worthless commentator. He commentates NBL games and just uses the same terms from basketball for football, ‘from the paint, drop step’ etc. you are an absolute hack Derrrrwayne and it is unbelievable you get paid to commentate games

 

[00Stinger]

He's got a massive boner for Carlton today.

he was pretty flat when they lost

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[3rd Grade Maggy]

What the * even is a drop step? I mean, it's stupid but at least I understand what "from the paint" means.

 

[Hawkie_McHawkHawk]

What the fu** even is a drop step? I mean, it's stupid but at least I understand what "from the paint" means.

Drop step is strictly a basketball term for pivoting with the ball once stopped dribbling. It makes me angrier than it should when numbnuts Dwayne uses it in AFL, it makes no sense and he’s either as stupid as he looks or he’s just not trying anymore. What a spud.

 

[Cleavy]

expecting him to throw in the ol' 'boomshakalaka' (for you NBA Jam fans) one of these days

 

[Mentallo]

expecting him to throw in the ol' 'boomshakalaka' (for you NBA Jam fans) one of these days

The challenge is on for you Derrrrrrrrrrrrrwayne.
We know you read this so the next time somebody slots 2 or 3 in a row roll it out.

 

[JuniorWatch]

'Found space where there was none!'
Petracca is 5 metres in the clear pal.
'Something out of nothing!'
'Goaled when no one else could'
Such a negative nancy Dwayne

 

[cfc4life]

The calling of the Showdown was horrific. We don't care about 90% of the South Australian facts you're spouting m8

 

[Mr Shankly]

“McDonald sold a couple kittens”

Lmao at the sheer absurdity of that image in the context of a game of footy

 

[gimp!]

"Salem can go. He's got some space, but he waits."

 

[Hoos]

"Salem can go. He's got some space, but he waits."

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He's a special kind of stupid is Der-wayne.

 

[Bluelegs]

"This is the first dead-rubber of the season. Neither of the two teams playing can make finals."

2 minutes later

"Now, remember Carlton can jump Melbourne on the ladder with a win today!"

 

[Private Hudson]

"Salem can go. He's got some space, but he waits."

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Dwayno just giving the viewers the old shake and bake.

 

[Hawthorn United]

'Found space where there was none!'
Petracca is 5 metres in the clear pal.
'Something out of nothing!'
'Goaled when no one else could'
Such a negative nancy Dwayne

This has been packaged in the highlights. Lewis handballed it to him in the clear ffs.

 

[Mentallo]

So the Giants apparently need to put there "Big boy pants on in a hurry" according to Derrrrrrrrwayne.

Please explain Derrrrwayne.