Dixie Normous
Premiership Player
- Banned
- #3,051
Anyone that uses the phrase 'big boy pants' shouldn't be allowed to live within 100 metres of a primary school
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My wife through sheer dumb luck, has so far avoided Der-wayne and his appalling commentary for the last 2 years. Her luck ran out today as Der-wayne delivered a masterclass on how not to call a professional sporting contest. The looks on her face throughout the game was priceless. His ability to destroy the rhythm of the broadcast through sheer stupidity was relentless. Right now he has no equal.he has been unbearable this afternoon. Its not the occasional quirky line. He is literally saying somethng stupid every 10 seconds.
I thought going to games was one way of escaping this turd.
Not so.
Yesterday at the Richmond vs GWS game we were in our normal coterie room on level 2 and they have the commentary on with Derwayne in full voice.
Giants kick a goal to makes it 13 points the difference in the 2nd term.
"They're still in this"
If it wasn't raining I probably would have.That’s when you go to the outer with the common folk
Clearly there's no minimum standard of calling ability among the TV and radio networks. If there was more than half of these clowns would never be let anywhere near a live microphone ever again.If it wasn't raining I probably would have.
It genuinely affected my day (slight exaggeration but not much)
If it wasn't raining I probably would have.
It genuinely affected my day (slight exaggeration but not much)
guess he'll be ruining the Geelong-Hawthorn match next weekend?
He has now completely destroyed the use of the term 'f.uckwit'. For he is so much more than that.Levi Casboult kicks a goal. Dwayne says something about when he’s on with his kicking there’s no one better to watch.
Levi Casboult kicks a goal. Dwayne says something about when he’s on with his kicking there’s no one better to watch.
I actually don't mind Eddie as a caller. There's better of course, but there's also far worse.The mute button will be in overdrive during the Hawthorn Geelong game this afternoon thanks to Dwayne and maybe Eddie.
Eddie as the main man is pretty annoying, the self-gratuity is overwhelming. When he's with Derwayne he's a dream.I actually don't mind Eddie as a caller. There's better of course, but there's also far worse.
And that's not even counting Der-wayne.