Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Dogs Rule]

Several people I work with love him. "Adds excitement to the game" kind of stuff. Completely fabricating what is actually happening in front of our eyes in order for the self-serving idiot to utter one of his ridiculous phrases...not exciting for me.

Thinks he's interesting, entertaining and funny, but he's just a pain in the a***.

 

[010203]

I do hope Dwayne describes the Lions as 'crazy good' on Sunday.

 

[Dogs Rule]

I do hope Dwayne describes the Lions as 'crazy good' on Sunday.

I hope he's saying the Lions are 'still in this' while 30 points down with two minutes to go.

 

[Hoos]

Several people I work with love him. "Adds excitement to the game" kind of stuff. Completely fabricating what is actually happening in front of our eyes in order for the self-serving idiot to utter one of his ridiculous phrases...not exciting for me.

Not unless they've changed the definition.

 

[SirBont]

Dwayne Russell said Rooze reminds him of Gary Ablett Snr Biggest call I have heard Rooze a gun but how

 

[Oscarman]

Firestarter got a run before

 

[Mentallo]

I reckon he had the Port Power face paint and everything on today.

The Gablett Snr call is just plain dumb, no surprise there though.

 

[Beerfish]

There's only one thing worse than losing and that's having to listen to Derwayne and Eddie McChins call it.

 

[CJApples87]

Does this numpty know the meanings of basic words?

Lincoln McCarthy “left it behind” on a ball that he knocked too far forward. He’s such a massive imbecile.

 

[sobrave]

8 years since the start of part 2 of this thread. As a port supporter he commentators 99% of our games. Pray for mojo

 

[Shane Heard]

The ####**** absolutely ruined the dons v port game for me on Saturday.

One I remember went something like ...” bombers a chance to finish top 4 if they win today..and win the next 4...and a chance to drop out of the eight and miss finals if they lose the next 4 in a row”

Listening to his endless crap made my beer taste flat. Such is the annoyance he penetrates my nervous system with..the ####.

 

[Godchin]

"If the scores stay like this, it will be a massive boost to the Dogs percentage. Not just because their score is so high, but because Essendon's is so low."

No s**t, Dwayne.

 

[Dogs Rule]

He used the safe word line again tonight.

D***head.

 

[Oscarman]

Pro Vicco fapsquad in full effect for the Saints today.

Not sure if Ed or Pipe is worse.

 

[Beerfish]

He used the safe word line again tonight.

D***head.

Two weeks in a row. Two big losses. Instead of Eddie this week though his partner in crime was 'Roosy'.

It's a wonder he doesn't get called out by people for this 'safe word' line he thinks is clever.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Teams looking for the safe word

 

[Dogs Rule]

I reckon he had the Port Power face paint and everything on today.

The Gablett Snr call is just plain dumb, no surprise there though.

'DIXXXXOOONNNN'

 

[Shane Heard]

Hello there, just dropping in to say once again...he’s a f....wit and I loath him.

 

[010203]

Off to SEN. Doubt the natives of 3AW are restless with the news of his departure.

 

[Starburns_]

Off to SEN. Doubt the natives of 3AW are restless with the news of his departure.

Could be the firestarter for Jabba the Hutch.

 

[Dogs Rule]

I'm going to get rid of Marko and Ox

KB on mornings...gone

Maher and Murphy on Drive

Fine...see ya.

You know what? Come on down DerWayne

Hutchison and SEN...

 

[Mentallo]

The comments section in the Herald Sun totally reflecting the sentiments of those who post here lol.

WTF are you thinking Hutchy?

C'mon man!!

 

[Oscarman]

Guessing Ben posts on here

 

[Norm De Guerre]

There's only one thing worse than losing and that's having to listen to Derwayne and Eddie McChins call it.

Theres one other thing. Knowing that you've ponied up your hard earned for the privilege makes the lose infinitely worse.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

How many commentators use ‘shake and bake’ now thanks to Dwayne!

Disappointed Ben left off “ made it his problem”