Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

Feb 23, 2009
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Sam Day scores a goal.
Dwayne "Day! Another big Day out!"

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Day 3 disposals 1.1 to half time.

Does Dwayne think he's witty and clever because he could use the word "day" randomly in a sentence?
 

SuperMal

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1st qtr, North were 3 goals ahead...and old Cistern comes out with “This games taken a huge transition”.....

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Sam Day scores a goal.
Dwayne "Day! Another big Day out!"

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Day 3 disposals 1.1 to half time.

Does Dwayne think he's witty and clever because he could use the word "day" randomly in a sentence?
Thats on a par with Huddo’s “How did he do that” when Howe took that speccy over Reg Grundy....

Its just so obvious it cannot be considered funny or clever....
 

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The commentary in the Hawks Pies games was as bad as I have ever heard. We get it Dwayne the Pies had the right to recruit you and waived it as they thought you were crap. Its been a long time, please get over it and stop subjecting us to your bias. This stupid campaigner kept pumping Hawthorn up, 'the hawthorn way'. Yeah and the Pies finished lower, bought in a new coach and have won more games than his beloved Mitchell.

Nick Daicos on gained 780 meters hardly mentioned but NEWCOMBE!!!
 
Dwayne is a shining example of what’s wrong with footy commentary - he tries to fill every single bit of silence with his voice

Look at EPL commentary by contrast, sometimes the play just speaks for itself or there isn’t anything notable to add
Except when Peter Drury commentates, thank f*** he's moving to the NBC. The PL equivalent of Dwayne Pipe.
 

Mentallo

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"Port extend the margin and let Pete Ladhams know about it!!!!"
Camera cuts to Ladhams walking back to the centre bounce not a Power player in site.
Take a shot each time this dickhead mentions Charlie Dixon and bench press in the same sentence.
 
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'Sir Isaac! Every one of his actions has a GREAT reaction.'

I mean how on earth can you draw a link between Izak Rankine and Newton's laws?

Only Derwayne
 
hopefully not hot dog flavoured water :sick:
I've heard him trot it out before but he was meant to say "Like a dog shaking water" (a s**t call in itself) however he was too excited was old Derwayne. Chol shrugged a defender and goaled and he Derwayne went a bit nutty
 
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