Dwayne ' sh*t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

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Hey mouncey2franklin

Check it out. Your favourite commentator has his own dedicated 112 page thread. Part 2, no less.

So many sheep...

You should try to re-educate them, so they can all think like you.
 

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fwiw Dwayne was a pretty decent commentator in his Ch 9 days back in the mid-00s. But his ego seems to have totally gotten out of control over the years at Fox to become the insufferable blowhard he is now.
Spot on. If he just called the game like he used to, he would be ok. But the insufferable blowhard within has taken over totally. Absolute w***er.
 

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Just a Giants player was taking a set shot, he said ''he shuffles in'' 3 times in about 5 minutes. Talk about a lack imagination. How about you don't say ''he shuffles in'' as we can actually see that.
 

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One thing he does every time someone takes a shot for goal: BENDS IT BACK!!!

Regardless of what the ball is actually doing it’s always bending back. Murphy took a shot at goal yesterday that was nowhere near goal and ended up landing in the opposite forward pocket but of course that was BENDING BACK!!!

It happened so often yesterday it was infuriating, he just calls what he wants and not what is actually happen.
 

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It happened so often yesterday it was infuriating, he just calls what he wants and not what is actually happen.
Also frequently does this with "FROM FOUR DEEP!!!!", which he applies to literally any marking situation. It doesn't actually matter that there's only two or three players contesting aerially, it always has to be FOUR DEEP for Dwayne.
 

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Also frequently does this with "FROM FOUR DEEP!!!!", which he applies to literally any marking situation. It doesn't actually matter that there's only two or three players contesting aerially, it always has to be FOUR DEEP for Dwayne.
And yesterday when one actually took it from four deep he called that it was from five deep.
 

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One thing he does every time someone takes a shot for goal: BENDS IT BACK!!!

Regardless of what the ball is actually doing it’s always bending back. Murphy took a shot at goal yesterday that was nowhere near goal and ended up landing in the opposite forward pocket but of course that was BENDING BACK!!!

It happened so often yesterday it was infuriating, he just calls what he wants and not what is actually happen.
I think he has a list of phrases he wants to say and even if they don't fit he puts them in. I think the most recent one that's annoyed me is him going through the career and life of the guy going for goal like it's he's about to retire. Sometimes he does it for some else who hasn't even got the ball.
 

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