Dwayne ' sh*t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

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Hoos

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he has been unbearable this afternoon. Its not the occasional quirky line. He is literally saying somethng stupid every 10 seconds.
My wife through sheer dumb luck, has so far avoided Der-wayne and his appalling commentary for the last 2 years. Her luck ran out today as Der-wayne delivered a masterclass on how not to call a professional sporting contest. The looks on her face throughout the game was priceless. His ability to destroy the rhythm of the broadcast through sheer stupidity was relentless. Right now he has no equal.
 
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Shuestar13

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He continues to plumb the depths. I am thankful he didn’t call the Essendon/North game yesterday... Imagine my disappointment when settling into watch today’s match and hearing him... 😭
Just horrific on every level.
 

tugga

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I thought going to games was one way of escaping this turd.
Not so.
Yesterday at the Richmond vs GWS game we were in our normal coterie room on level 2 and they have the commentary on with Derwayne in full voice.
Giants kick a goal to makes it 13 points the difference in the 2nd term.
"They're still in this"
 

Le Grille

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I thought going to games was one way of escaping this turd.
Not so.
Yesterday at the Richmond vs GWS game we were in our normal coterie room on level 2 and they have the commentary on with Derwayne in full voice.
Giants kick a goal to makes it 13 points the difference in the 2nd term.
"They're still in this"
That’s when you go to the outer with the common folk
 

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Hoos

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If it wasn't raining I probably would have.
It genuinely affected my day (slight exaggeration but not much)
Clearly there's no minimum standard of calling ability among the TV and radio networks. If there was more than half of these clowns would never be let anywhere near a live microphone ever again.
 

Shane Heard

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guess he'll be ruining the Geelong-Hawthorn match next weekend?
Ruin is a good word for Dwayne.

He is the supreme Lord of death for football commentary. Unbeknownst to his imbecilic self, he ruins every match from the first spoken word to the last dribble of crap when he signs out.

The simpleton ruins our enjoyment of match and destroys all concentration on what’s going on because we spend most of time cursing him and annoyed to the point of insanity.

The worst ####### thing about it too is he’ll probably be around for a least another 10 years which is just the most horrific thought.

He ruins everything.
 

Righteo

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Levi Casboult kicks a goal. Dwayne says something about when he’s on with his kicking there’s no one better to watch.
He knows exactly what his reputation is and he's brazenly trolling us, there's no other explanation for 95% of his one-liners. Malignant campaigner of a man
 

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