Dwayne ' sh*t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Norm De Guerre]

There's only one thing worse than losing and that's having to listen to Derwayne and Eddie McChins call it.

Theres one other thing. Knowing that you've ponied up your hard earned for the privilege makes the lose infinitely worse.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

How many commentators use ‘shake and bake’ now thanks to Dwayne!

Disappointed Ben left off “ made it his problem”

 

[Righteo]

How many commentators use ‘shake and bake’ now thanks to Dwayne!

Disappointed Ben left off “ made it his problem”

Needs more 'restless natives' and mention of 'buzzers' too

 

[Beerfish]

Theres one other thing. Knowing that you've ponied up your hard earned for the privilege makes the lose infinitely worse.

I would pay twice as much to watch it with the commentary muted.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

I would pay twice as much to watch it with the commentary muted.

Other than a very brief time, history would suggest that broadcasters dont want us to have nice things.

Our only hope is for when one of the streaming giants inevitably buys the exclusive rights to the game.

 

[tugga]

I hate Dwayne. Dwayne is a campaigner.

 

[010203]

Dwayne will call the Richmond vs West Coast blockbuster on Sunday. Ears might need a safe word.

 

[Hoos]

Dwayne will call the Richmond vs West Coast blockbuster on Sunday. Ears might need a safe word.

Thank the Lord I'll be at the game.

 

[gimp!]

 

[Godchin]

Had it.

Spoiler

Lost it.

 

[Redline]

I think there are a heap of better callers than Dwayne but he is helped by the fact he played the game. There are not many that have played at the highest level and are good enough to call play by play.

Guys like Papalia are better callers but there are probably a hundred guys like that around the country. Same with special comments positions, there is just a bigger pool to pick from so more competitive. Only the best survive.

I don't think it's right or that it matters but I am sure that is how he has survived so long.

 

[Shane Heard]

I would pay twice as much to watch it with the commentary muted.

Triple

 

[sobrave]

derwayne at the barber:

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Straight down the Staples.

You massive massive campaigner. You're ruining a really good game again.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

What the fu** is this staples sh*t? He did it all day in Carlton vs St Kilda and now again in the Tigers vs Eagles.

Also his call of Riolis poster in the last shows how sh*t he is. Had as bad a last quarter as Tom Barrass

 

[Cleavy]

The 'staples' is the middle, right? (didn't watch the game)

 

[Uncle_Leo]

The 'staples' is the middle, right? (didn't watch the game)

Yep every time a player went through the middle of the ground

“Through the staples!”

fu** off!!

 

[Starburns_]

Just saw the highlights of today's game, when Bolton goaled he apparently "sliced and diced" it. One to keep an eye on.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Also his call of Riolis poster in the last shows how s**t he is. Had as bad a last quarter as Tom Barrass

The ball actually smashed into the goal post (possibly even rebounding back into play), I'm not sure what game Dwayne was watching... But then again I'm never sure, as he just makes up what's going out on the field to suit whatever catch phrase he has at the ready.

Disgraceful commentator.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Just saw the highlights of today's game, when Bolton goaled he apparently "sliced and diced" it. One to keep an eye on.

That’s it, he gets his god awful catchphrases from those woeful infomercials.

Ironically, they’re often about complete tools as well.

 

[BC9_]

1:05

Why the fu** did you have to do that for, Derrrrwayne? Why?

 

[Oscarman]

In full Geelong fap mode today

 

[Flawed Genius]

fu** me how sh*t is this campaigner

A full set of knuckles on it. fu** me dead

 

[tugga]

Dwayne on Tim Kelly:
"This could be the last ever game he plays at GMHBA Staidum".

Umm pretty sure dickhead that if he goes to WCE or Freo he will be back in Geelong playing for the away team.

Absolute *******

 

[BC9_]

Dwayne on Tim Kelly:
"This could be the last ever game he plays at GMHBA Staidum".

Umm pretty sure dickhead that if he goes to WCE or Freo he will be back in Geelong playing for the away team.

Absolute *******

Or... even sooner if the cats play a home final at GMHBA.

Oh wait...