Dwayne ' sh*t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

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sobrave

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Aug 15, 2015
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How many different ways can ******* Dwayne describe (completely unnecessarily) someone walking in for a shot at goal?
In he struts
In he skips
In he scoots
In he saunters
In he strolls

What will be next? In he swaggers? (Not 100% sure I haven't heard this one already)
In he trundles? (Think I've heard this one too)

In he waddles would be a good one for a jakey stringer type.

In he perambulates (this would be peak draino. I dare you to say it you flog.)
 

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3rd Grade Maggy

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How many different ways can ******* Dwayne describe (completely unnecessarily) someone walking in for a shot at goal?
In he struts
In he skips
In he scoots
In he saunters
In he strolls

What will be next? In he swaggers? (Not 100% sure I haven't heard this one already)
In he trundles? (Think I've heard this one too)

In he waddles would be a good one for a jakey stringer type.

In he perambulates (this would be peak draino. I dare you to say it you flog.)
In he comes. First the left foot followed by the right, then the left, then the right again, then that familiar left foot right foot combination.
 

Bring-Back-Powell

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He's brought back "its snuck in by a coat of paint" a fair bit of late.

The other night Gerard Healy stole his "They're not in the game but they're not necessarily out of it either."
 

Shane Heard

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Mar 11, 2018
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short pass on half back for melb going slightly backwards to a teammate..


“ He goes back to go forward “

####wit

Having Dwayne co call this game with McGuire shows the contrast between a good old school call of the play compared to DW’s dribbling ###t.
 

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