Dwayne ' sh*t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

Shane Heard · Sep 22, 2020

matthew_s said:
you'd rather bt and the weird eroticisms put forward by brice? oooof.

bruce is even worse

i wish he would #### off the airwaves and disappear forever

Shane Heard · Sep 22, 2020

ApplecrossWC said:
I don't think you know what a poorly attempted troll is

you either seriously think Dwain is a good caller or not

i just can’t believe anyone with half a brain things he’s ok

He’s an imbecile

Chuckie357 · Sep 23, 2020

Pistol Night said:
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how tf did you get a photo of my wife?

SuperSteele22 · Sep 23, 2020

Shane Heard said:
bruce is even worse

i wish he would #### off the airwaves and disappear forever

True, but you just feel like he's going to milk every little bit of air time he gets from here on in and hang on for a long as possible don't you?

Cochblocked · Oct 7, 2020

A Compilation of Dwayne Russell’s AFL Commentary nonsense 2020 Edition – Sporting HQ

www.sportinghq.com.au

Mentallo · Oct 7, 2020

I didn't even last a minute.
Dare I sat it.
HORRENDOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

westie · Oct 7, 2020

Has anybody mentioned Sean Darcy or David Schwartz yet. Absolute Ken Annoying self-abusers.

deskc · Oct 29, 2020

Dwayne is perfect never makes mistakes and calls the game fairly

brucetiki · Oct 30, 2020

deskc said:
Dwayne is perfect never makes mistakes and calls the game fairly

If you've just joined us...

Virus · Nov 12, 2020

His commentary when either Port or Geelong are playing is comparable to Bruce when Dusty is or Cyril Rioli was out there.

Hoos · Nov 12, 2020

Virus said:
His commentary when either Port or Geelong are playing is comparable to Bruce when Dusty is or Cyril Rioli was out there.

Except it's much, much worse.

Not Important · Nov 23, 2020

deskc said:
Dwayne is perfect never makes mistakes and calls the game fairly

irony, huh?

seems he's not been well. sam said today he's recovering at home.

Hoos · Nov 23, 2020

Not Important said:
irony, huh?

seems he's not been well. sam said today he's recovering at home.

If only he could be sick during the footy season.

Cleavy · Nov 23, 2020

needs to drown his sickness in his honey

chunkylover · Jan 18, 2021

Be warned. Derwayne is trying out some new catch phrases in his nbl commentary to test the water and see if they work for his AFL commentary. Caught this gem about the illawarra hawks that have won their first 2 this season - "look out for them, they've got a new car smell about them" WTF!

From The Pocket · Jan 26, 2021

Going through old SANFL season highlights (this one's from 1983), found someone doing what I feel like doing half the time when Dwayne commentates.

Hoos · Jan 27, 2021

From The Pocket said:
Going through old SANFL season highlights (this one's from 1983), found someone doing what I feel like doing half the time when Dwayne commentates.

Did ol' der-wayne drop a bit easy then...or am I being a bit harsh?

thegrach · Jan 29, 2021

First time I've listened to him this year, he proceeded to call Tamsyn Manou by her maiden name (Lewis) and then awards her an Olympic bronze medal that she doesn't have. Obviously new year, new me hasn't been working well for Dwayno.

Not Important · Jan 29, 2021

Shane Heard said:
you either seriously think Dwain is a good caller or not

i just can’t believe anyone with half a brain things he’s ok

He’s an imbecile

he's too theatrical as a caller. so are b.t and brayshaw. but anything he does as a caller isn't as bad as his radio show.

peternorth · Jan 30, 2021

expect the awesome in 2021/

peternorth · Saturday at 10:26 AM

Dusty gets first clearance last night. First possession of the gene in face.

4 mins later he gets another possession. Dwayne says it’s his first touch.

Hoos · Saturday at 12:20 PM

peternorth said:
Dusty gets first clearance last night. First possession of the gene in face.

4 mins later he gets another possession. Dwayne says it’s his first touch.

Nothing gets past der-wayne.