If he had of gone with "Done more palm work than Jono Patton" I could maybe get on board with the dickheadDon't know if it has been mentioned before.... but was watching the new AFL doco and it was talking about Nic Nat and his ruck work... and the sound of Dwayne's voice commentating came on referencing his tap work.... "He's had more palms than Florida"
I was watching that live and the worst part is I didn’t even react to it. That’s what it’s come to... an acceptance of the dribble that comes out of his mouth.There was a goal kicked over the weekend, I cannot recall by who, however it involved a baulk/running around a player.
It was a nice goal, it was completely ruined by Dwayne yelling "TURKEY JERKEY, SHAKE AND BAKE".
I can't actually think of the audience that he would appeal to?
Edit: found it, Brayshaw vs GWS 4th quarter
I don't even know what it means though? It's just yelling words that rhyme.I was watching that live and the worst part is I didn’t even react to it. That’s what it’s come to... an acceptance of the dribble that comes out of his mouth.
DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY JUSSI don't even know what it means though? It's just yelling words that rhyme.
WHAT A GOAL
SHAKE AND BAKE
HAT AND CAT
SLIPPER AND FLIPPER
FRIED PORK NEW YORK
How did we go from the witty wordplay of Dennis Cometti to this guy?
The same way Bruce and Dennis went from great commentators to pathetic meme's of their former selves in Dennis' case and Bruce sounding like a sex offender whenever any of his precious' went near the ball.How did we go from the witty wordplay of Dennis Cometti to this guy?
I’d drop my Dad if he ran with any of thatHe has taken it up 3 levels this year, it is so painful to listen to...
A couple of quotes from tonight's game:
Collins drops a mark 'doesnt complete the deal'
'Berry and Lemmens adding some flavour'
'Blasts a bomb inside 50'
'caught by the dacks' said this one about 10 times
His commentary is now only dad joke catchphrases.