Dwayne ' sh*t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Tonight he's pulled out Lemmens squeezes that one. And Lemmens squashed.

You can just see the sh*t-eating grin as he does it.

 

[Predator35]

Tonight he's pulled out Lemmens squeezes that one. And Lemmens squashed.

You can just see the sh*t-eating grin as he does it.

... and Lemmens and Berry go well together.

 

[Mentallo]

Pretty sure he also said "Butts blasts one" which would've had BF favorite Sooz chortling away at home.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

I heard "Butts but no ifs"

 

[RobbyRoy]

"BIG GRAB...doesn't hold it"

Three times in the first fifteen minutes of the game.

 

[Mentallo]

Puts the jets on!!!! Got a run about 20X today as well.

 

[freddy mercury]

Lachie Hunter is now the be known as Lachie Hunner.

 

[matthew_s]

Did anyone see his pregame drink just then? Pours a shitload of instant coffee into a bottle of water.

 

[Mentallo]

Well coffee is a laxative hence causing Derrrrrrrrrrrwayne to have verbal diarrhea.

 

[Bluelegs]

"EVERY DOGS FAN IN THE HOUSE KNOWS THEY'RE WITNESSING HISTORY"

 

[Shane Heard]

I have I mentioned before I hate his guts as a commentator?

 

[Hoos]

I have I mentioned before I hate his guts as a commentator?

Yes, but you can never say it enough.

 

[Hammer#8]

Did anyone see his pregame drink just then? Pours a shitload of instant coffee into a bottle of water.

I have a better idea

 

[thegrach]

Did anyone see his pregame drink just then? Pours a shitload of instant coffee into a bottle of water.

I did hear someone call in last week and bring that up, Dwayno likes to stay away from Red Bull\Mother, etc., "You just don't know what's in them!"

 

[JOELY]

He's been running with "Berry crushed" whenever one of the brothers has been tackled recently. He's an absolute *******.

 

[Hoos]

He's an absolute *******.

This is impossible to overstate.

 

[GREENESHOOTS]

Ever notice how he loves comparing play to household appliances like their the most exciting thing in life?