Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

I think there's a lot of jealous people in here. Dwayne gets paid the big bucks to do what he loves while all you neck bearded gadget type operators are living in your mum's basement.

Yes, we all live in mom's basement. Since when do Australian homes even have basements?

Say hi to Derwayne for me.

 

[PAFC_1870]

Don't we have threads and boards for this...let alone one without childish titles?

 

[Firestarter]

Yes, we all live in mom's basement. Since when do Australian homes even have basements?

Say hi to Derwayne for me.

Mom?...

 

[TBellicious]

i miss words like grass, kick, mark, goal being used in commentary

James Brayshaw has completely stamped out the words kick and punch from his commentary

Instead prefers “ball” and “fist” - actually frustrates me

 

[market]

"WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU RATHER BE????"

 

[purplearmy]

He's such a bad commentator. Everybody should either mute him or start a petition to get the campaigner sacked

Used to like him. Now find his routine annoying.

 

[Art Corvelay]

I think there's a lot of jealous people in here. Dwayne gets paid the big bucks to do what he loves while all you neck bearded gadget type operators are living in your mum's basement.

...... and your criticism of Gerard is beyond repute? Dad’s basement for that one?

Gerard Healey on the other hand...

 

[Macpotata]

Had it. Lost it. Kicked it. Goalled it.


Gold Almighty

 

[Gameova_]

Alot of commentators are cringy. He's the most annoying. Muting helps or just goinf to the games.

 

[rumply]

Yeah, but then you get BT calling the game, going on about the docs forcing Hogan back on the field.

Newsflash - there are options other than mmm...

 

[Do the Dew]

Player threads a delicate pass inside 50..."BLASTS IT". No he didn't blast it Derwayne you dipshitt


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[Jiggyman]

Dwayne is like an AI commentator from Shane Warne Cricket '97.

He has a bunch of stock phrases that are occasionally mis-used and sound disconnected, and his tone rarely matches the context of the game.

 

[juss]

SHAKE AND BAKE.

He is the worst commentator by far, and given we have BT around, that should show you how bad Dwayne is.

 

[Cleavy]

The 6% of people who voted him as Best Play by Play TV Commentator in the Herald Sun poll need to be taken away for some scientific analysis.

 

[The Speaker]

Mom?...

might be a saffer

 

[Godchin]

The 6% of people who voted him as Best Play by Play TV Commentator in the Herald Sun poll need to be taken away for some scientific analysis.

I was shattered to see that too.

At least the natives are getting restless with Basil who featured in the biggest hacks list.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

The 6% of people who voted him as Best Play by Play TV Commentator in the Herald Sun poll need to be taken away for some scientific analysis.

Maybe it was an attempt at a "Cameron Ling is the sexiest player" type gag. That's all I have to explain it.

 

[theyellowsash]

James Brayshaw has completely stamped out the words kick and punch from his commentary

Instead prefers “ball” and “fist” - actually frustrates me

He was referencing babe Ruth last week...completely out of touch

 

[TeeKray]

The 6% of people who voted him as Best Play by Play TV Commentator in the Herald Sun poll need to be taken away for some scientific analysis.

From little things, big things grow!

 

[Mr X]

The 6% of people who voted him as Best Play by Play TV Commentator in the Herald Sun poll need to be taken away for some scientific analysis.

It was a Herald-Sun poll. I would have thought the demographics would line up such that he would have a higher popularity rating than that.

 

[Hoos]

It was a Herald-Sun poll. I would have thought the demographics would line up such that he would have a higher popularity rating than that.

Hmmm. Not if they actually listened to him call a game.

 

[muzzington]

I really think he has a word/phrase of the week and last weekend it was "Drop-step"

 

[freddy mercury]

I really think he has a word/phrase of the week and last weekend it was "Drop-step"

Sick avatar man

 

[Simon_Says]

Yep worst commentor on the biz.
Sunday specialists and Melbourne are unlucky enough to get him most Games

 

[branedotorg]

De goey, he started the fire then he put the fire out.

(He kicked it to a contest then roves and kicked the goal)