Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[tugga]

If the scores stay the same, North will have won both first quarters...the first and the second quarters.

 

[010203]

So he is as annoying as ever.

 

[tugga]

So he is as annoying as ever.

He is a dead set campaigner

 

[Ed_Gein]

 

[Mentallo]

Brilliant!!!!

I am going to print this out at work tomorrow lol.

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

On Saturday night Tom Phillips was given a big bump.

Dwayne - ‘Phillips has gone down and is staying down’

While he finishes that sentence, Phillips gets up and receives the ball...

 

[ApplecrossWC]

I enjoyed Dwayne's commentary on Saturday night and noticed he has added a new one to his arsenal, "parlays".

 

[Truckosaurus]

On Saturday night Tom Phillips was given a big bump.

Dwayne - ‘Phillips has gone down and is staying down’

While he finishes that sentence, Phillips gets up and receives the ball...

Should be an additional rule on the drinking game card that if the Dwaynism does not reflect reality you have to drain the glass.

 

[wagstaff]

When I can I often mute any game he commentaries regardless of whos commentating with him. Such an irritating phony.

 

[TeeKray]

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Delightful!

 

[Oscarman]

Drinking game needs 'Blasts it'

 

[Le Grille]

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Needs more knuckles

 

[StillAtLarge]

Some might find this hard to believe but Dwayne was actually a decent commentator once upon a time in his 3lo days with Tim Lane

 

[Dogs Rule]

Some might find this hard to believe but Dwayne was actually a decent commentator once upon a time in his 3lo days with Tim Lane

Then he started to believe his own bull**** and watch far too much American sport.

 

[Chaisa]

Commentating the Showdown this week. FFS.

 

[Hoos]

Commentating the Showdown this week. FFS.

Which guarantees I won't watch a second of it.

 

[010203]

Dwayne isn't doing the Lions game on Sunday. Already off to a good start and the match hasn't started.

 

[Hoos]

Dwayne isn't doing the Lions game on Sunday. Already off to a good start and the match hasn't started.

Almost as good as a win.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Commentating the Showdown this week. FFS.

Was looking forward to that game

 

[Jibroni]

At least Dwayne covers BT who is simply porridge.

 

[Starburns_]

"Drop step" from the drop kick.

 

[Smithdogmaddog]

ballet steps a new one to go with dance step and drop step

 

[Oscarman]

ballet steps a new one to go with dance step and drop step

Also has Half Netball step

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Dwayne genuinely obsessed with dancing this year.

“Dance step”, “tiny dancer” etc.

Shut the **** up you ******* flog.

The dancing theme really being ramped up for the Showdown.

 

[Mr Shankly]

"He dropsteps Jenkins! And another! Can I have this dance!"

He's beyond parody now.