Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[5ammy]

Do you really have to ask that...

Did anyone here his stutter at the opening bounce tonight, that was great!

I’ll take that as a yes Lol

Still like to know what it’s supposed to mean, might call him on SEN to find out. Got plenty of time on my hands these days

 

[Greenery]

I’ll take that as a yes Lol

Still like to know what it’s supposed to mean, might call him on SEN to find out. Got plenty of time on my hands these days

I'd like to hear how it differs from a dance step

 

[freddy mercury]

What the hell is a “drop-step”??? Is it another Derwayne-ism?

This is exactly what I came to the post!!! Literally was going to word it the exact same.

 

[5ammy]

This is exactly what I came to the post!!! Literally was going to word it the exact same.

Haha I just Googled it, it’s a basketball term. Typical Derwayne

 

[peternorth]

This is a drop step.



dwayne must be the only person who thinks theyre the same

 

[5ammy]

Thanks mate, no need for me to call SEN now

 

[peternorth]

Thanks mate, no need for me to call SEN now

call in!!!

 

[freddy mercury]

call in!!!

Nobody will hear ya.

 

[Not Important]

I don't. I detest them in equal measures.

surely you have a priority list?

 

[peternorth]

first drop step of the day

 

[Dogs Rule]

Commentating a Port game. Colour me shocked.

 

[Mentallo]

These 2 teams could meet in the finals!!!!

Pretty much any 2 teams could meet in the finals you drop step.

 

[almuz]

I LOVE Derwayne. The more hate he receives, the better his commentary gets.

 

[thegrach]

I LOVE Derwayne. The more hate he receives, the better his commentary gets.

 

[Tim Whiffler]

Simon Hill on Dwayne’s show tomorrow. Car crash radio. Dwayne has little interest or knowledge for soccer & Simon Hill knows it. The contempt they have for each other is palpable.

 

[freddy mercury]

Simon Hill on Dwayne’s show tomorrow. Car crash radio. Dwayne has little interest or knowledge for soccer & Simon Hill knows it. The contempt they have for each other is palpable.

* yeah.

 

[peternorth]

Hill will run rings around him

 

[Private Hudson]

If you’ve just joined us the Saints haven’t been in front all night!!! The score is 41 - 29 and St Kilda aren’t having a shot on goal or the ball isn’t about to be bounced in the middle. Its just a random piece of play. * me he’s a utensil smoker.

 

[almuz]

If you've just joined us, he can get and go with that gif. There's cream dripping off that little drop step comment. Awesome!

 

[Shane Heard]

#### I hate him.

yet another game switched to mute tonight by qrt time and play some rage against the machine to get his ####**** voice out of my head

 

[Cleavy]

Hill will run rings around him

he'll drown him in his honey

 

[sobrave]

Regulation shot on goal from slight angle: BENDS IT BACK *screaming*

ROLLS IT...

GOALS IT!

 

[Bluelegs]

Regulation shot on goal from slight angle: BENDS IT BACK *screaming*

ROLLS IT...

GOALS IT!

These are the kinds of catch phrases I really don't get. He obviously thought he came up with a clever play on words 'rolled gold' but I don't think a player has ever rolled the ball, to roll the ball you would need to kick it so softly it could only move about 2 metres or so. Even if he used it exclusively for dribble kicks I would understand, but he doesn't. So what does he actually mean by it?

The other is 'shake and bake' is this a bit of self-awareness from Dwayne? "Shake and bake" refers to a line from Talladega Nights in which two characters have a catchphrase 'shake and bake' the joke being that the phrase is meaningless and they just say it because it sounds cool to them. But Dwayne seems to use it exclusively when a player evades a tackle and kicks the ball (usually resulting in a goal) So I get that the shake is 'shaking off a tackle' but bake is what, kicking a goal, when has that ever been a thing?

 

[peternorth]

Shake and bake, a series of destructive tests or statistically meaningful non-destructive tests used in science and technology industry that usually includes vibration testing and exposure to potential failure modes such as high temperature or thermal shock.

 

[peternorth]

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