Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[brucetiki]

First win of the season, and I had to listen to Der-Wayne through the highlights.

Couldn’t even do his basic research and pronounce Schoenberg correctly.

 

[magpiemaniac44]

A Sydney player just did some candy and Derwayne called it a “matrix move”

 

[JuniorWatch]

"almost missed his shoe!"
"little dance step..."
"all part of the grand plan!"

 

[sobrave]

That's off the scale!!
In he scoots (struts not enough anymore? No more in he skips? What next?)

 

[Cleavy]

to celebrate that Dwayne is trending on twitter right now: https://twitter.com/search?q="Dwayne Russell"&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

 

[TankEngineTommy]

"Snuck up on him with his Hush Puppies on" What an absolute stain

 

[sobrave]

How many different ways can ******* Dwayne describe (completely unnecessarily) someone walking in for a shot at goal?
In he struts
In he skips
In he scoots
In he saunters
In he strolls

What will be next? In he swaggers? (Not 100% sure I haven't heard this one already)
In he trundles? (Think I've heard this one too)

In he waddles would be a good one for a jakey stringer type.

In he perambulates (this would be peak draino. I dare you to say it you flog.)

 

[magpiemaniac44]

“He blasts it.... AWESOME”

 

[sobrave]

The duck step getting a run this afternoon

 

[IKnowtheDog]

They’ve overcorrected their overcorrection

 

[Count Zero]

“ The Astro Naught “ he’s just trolling us now. I’m certain of it.

I'm with you PH. I like it when he slips in a "Danger Zone" into the commentary. When you imagine that he is just trolling, it makes the commentary almost bearable.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

AND HE'S KICKED A MIRACULOUS ..... behind. In fact, it's out of bounds on the full.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

How many different ways can ******* Dwayne describe (completely unnecessarily) someone walking in for a shot at goal?
In he struts
In he skips
In he scoots
In he saunters
In he strolls

What will be next? In he swaggers? (Not 100% sure I haven't heard this one already)
In he trundles? (Think I've heard this one too)

In he waddles would be a good one for a jakey stringer type.

In he perambulates (this would be peak draino. I dare you to say it you flog.)

In he comes. First the left foot followed by the right, then the left, then the right again, then that familiar left foot right foot combination.

 

[Pistol Night]

In he comes. First the left foot followed by the right, then the left, then the right again, then that familiar left foot right foot combination.

Its called kicking Dwayne ya dickhead!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I'm a fat old bastard. I was worried nobody was going to get the reference!

 

[Pedantic]

Called Bryce Gibbs a legend of the game on radio today

 

[peternorth]

Called Bryce Gibbs a legend of the game on radio today

Oh dear god.

 

[thegrach]

I was just listening to his show on SEN and the penny finally dropped for me, this is a more expensive, less informed version of Finey's Final Siren!

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

He's brought back "its snuck in by a coat of paint" a fair bit of late.

The other night Gerard Healy stole his "They're not in the game but they're not necessarily out of it either."

 

[Shane Heard]

short pass on half back for melb going slightly backwards to a teammate..


“ He goes back to go forward “

####wit

Having Dwayne co call this game with McGuire shows the contrast between a good old school call of the play compared to DW’s dribbling ###t.

 

[SuperSteele22]

He said before that there would have been 90k at this Ess v Melb game if it were at the MCG. The man is literally a parody of himself at this stage.

 

[Cleavy]

“He pulls out the winning raffle ticket” has no place in a football game.

 

[RobbyRoy]

He said before that there would have been 90k at this Ess v Melb game if it were at the MCG. The man is literally a parody of himself at this stage.

Imagine being paid (well) to speak and constantly throwing up absolute nonsense.

 

[Hoos]

“He pulls out the winning raffle ticket” has no place in a football game.

That covers almost everything he says.

 

[SuperSteele22]

"hits a pretty good spot with the kick"