Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Dogs Rule]

Foxtel surely know that they are employing a *******. He either has friends in high places or photo’s of senior executives or both. He really is WALKING THE TIGHTROPE.

I was enjoying the Hawks v Crows today, then the d***head pulls out the ‘shake and bake’ so I switched off. Ruins a perfectly good coverage.

 

[010203]

When I turned the Hawthorn vs Adelaide game on, I was greeted by Dwayne (the pipe) saying ''if you've just joined us''.

 

[TRP1996]

He seemed highly amused that each team had an O'Brien playing today.

 

[peternorth]

He does not know what drop step means

 

[PalaceGun]

He was insufferable this arvo, ruined a good game.

Sounds like every other game of AFL footy that he gets his vocal tentacles on...

 

[Mentallo]

Sounds like every other game of AFL footy that he gets his vocal tentacles on...

He didn't commentate the last qtr he just screamed absurdities down the microphone.
But like you say he f***s every game he calls sorry shouts.

 

[The Dr]

He does not know what drop step means

Not do any of us. Is it even a real thing?


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[peternorth]

Not do any of us. Is it even a real thing?


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it is



hes just as bad on SEN right bedford

 

[bedford]

it is



hes just as bad on SEN right bedford

He's terrible , just like JB they just love they're own voice

 

[Chuckie357]

Parlay count today = 1

What does he even mean when he says this? Is he crapping on about pirates of the Caribbean?

 

[moogerfooger]

We're all Tom Warhurst

(watch at 18:13 if you want to see Dwayne comprehensively ironed out in 1984 - #4 in the prison bars).

I wonder how he would have called this?

 

[thegrach]

He performed a drop-step, without the step part.

 

[freddy mercury]

Looks like Dwayne has another one.


" The lift doors close on him "

The * campaigner?

 

[yaco55]

The better phrase from today was 'Picasso with a brush' in which he described Natanui's ruckwork.

 

[RichLeMonde]

He seemed highly amused that each team had an O'Brien playing today.

Small things amuse small minds. The more highly amused, the smaller the mind.

 

[Cleavy]

His new one is “chenana” for checkside banana.

 

[Mentallo]

Everything is "half" as well as has been pointed previously.

Half tackle half smother half held etc etc

Makes sense for a bloke who is lucky to have half a brain in that biscuit tin head of his.

 

[sobrave]

FEED THE FAN FRENZY TIPPA

Right up there with DROWN EM WITH YOUR HONEY MOTTS

Embarrassing flog

 

[JOELY]

How dirty would Pipe have been when Kelly had the whole box guffawing over her "Ham smokes it" today?

Did anyone else hear Huddo's "Rotham City" call?

Seriously, this is Dwayne's fault for normalising this s**t.

 

[burge13]

BARRELS IT
HE'S BEEN BARRELED

I didn't realize a barrel was so versatile tbh.

 

[Bristol]

heard him go with "the Mahony Shot" and "Frosty the Go-man" on Saturday lmao

 

[Pistol Night]

heard him go with "the Mahony Shot" and "Frosty the Go-man" on Saturday lmao

Its like listening to The Wiggles commentate gay pr0n

 

[Shane Heard]

His chaos ball bull#### has found its way into other’s calling ffs.

Lyon said it on the weekend and I’ve heard others have dropped it in.

Hes infected the others with his toxic mindless dribble crap.

#### I hate him

 

[Le Grille]

Every kick was pulled according to Dwayne * off they were short passes. He is simply is aids with a microphone


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[Pistol Night]

Every kick was pulled according to Dwayne fu** off they were short passes. He is simply is aids with a microphone


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Aids with a microphone.