Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[3rd Grade Maggy]

THERE'S NO KRYPTONITE FOR CRIPPS TONIGHT!!

Said when he'd had about 5 touches

Should have workshopped that one. Crippstonite is right there.

 

[Private Hudson]

Should have workshopped that one. Crippstonite is right there.

you know it’s coming now

 

[freddy mercury]

Thought he was going to have a holiday like the others, turns out I was wrong.

 

[deanc]

At the risk of deflecting from the pile-on - Derrrrwayne is really no different that most of the other callers who during the production briefings held just prior to the start of matches, are ALL reminded and encouraged by the producer to 'entertain' with 'exciting' commentary...

I suspect this has also contributed to the fact that a few others, such as JB and Hudson, have for some reason both started screaming 'UNBELEIVEBLE!' and 'INCREDIBLE!' during matches at every opportunity...?

Related, a friend who knows JB quite well, going back to their cricket days, emailed him last year to remind him that when Dick Lee took that iconic mark over 100 years ago it was reported by scribes of the day as, quote; 'a fair effort'. Apparently JB's response was; 'Relevance?'....

 

[Pistol Night]

At the risk of deflecting from the pile-on - Derrrrwayne is really no different that most of the other callers who during the production briefings held just prior to the start of matches, are ALL reminded and encouraged by the producer to 'entertain' with 'exciting' commentary...

I suspect this has also contributed to the fact that a few others, such as JB and Hudson, have for some reason both started screaming 'UNBELEIVEBLE!' and 'INCREDIBLE!' during matches at every opportunity...?

Nah hes an annoying, try hard dickhead

 

[deanc]

Nah hes an annoying, try hard dickhead

No argument from me, just offering some context.

BTW, a recent caller to SEN asked Derrrrwayne to explain the difference in 'a dance and a drop step'. Derrrrwayne, not realizing it was a wind-up, then went into a long spiel about basketball parlance and how this was similar to footballers actions blah blah blah, during which time the caller simply hung up....

 

[The Dr]

At the risk of deflecting from the pile-on - Derrrrwayne is really no different that most of the other callers who during the production briefings held just prior to the start of matches, are ALL reminded and encouraged by the producer to 'entertain' with 'exciting' commentary...

I suspect this has also contributed to the fact that a few others, such as JB and Hudson, have for some reason both started screaming 'UNBELEIVEBLE!' and 'INCREDIBLE!' during matches at every opportunity...?

Related, a friend who knows JB quite well, going back to their cricket days, emailed him last year to remind him that when Dick Lee took that iconic mark over 100 years ago it was reported by scribes of the day as, quote; 'a fair effort'. Apparently JB's response was; 'Relevance?'....

Agree that nearly all modern commentators are way over the top but Derwayne is miles worse than anyone else.


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[freddy mercury]

No argument from me, just offering some context.

BTW, a recent caller to SEN asked Derrrrwayne to explain the difference in 'a dance and a drop step'. Derrrrwayne, not realizing it was a wind-up, then went into a long spiel about basketball parlance blah blah blah during which time the caller simply hung up....

What about a hesi step?

 

[bedford]

At the risk of deflecting from the pile-on - Derrrrwayne is really no different that most of the other callers who during the production briefings held just prior to the start of matches, are ALL reminded and encouraged by the producer to 'entertain' with 'exciting' commentary...

I suspect this has also contributed to the fact that a few others, such as JB and Hudson, have for some reason both started screaming 'UNBELEIVEBLE!' and 'INCREDIBLE!' during matches at every opportunity...?

Related, a friend who knows JB quite well, going back to their cricket days, emailed him last year to remind him that when Dick Lee took that iconic mark over 100 years ago it was reported by scribes of the day as, quote; 'a fair effort'. Apparently JB's response was; 'Relevance?'....

JB fell out of a Kyber Pass

 

[deanc]

Of the Fox footy presenters and their by-lines, pick the odd one out:

Dermott Brereton (5-time Premiership Player), Nick Riewoldt (5-time All Australian), Jonathon Brown (3-time Premiership player), Dwayne Russell
(50 games Geelong), Jason Dunstall (1254 career goals), Brad Johnson (6-time All Australian), David King (2-time Premiership player), Jordan Lewis (4-time Premiership player)...?

To Derrrrrwayne's credit he has correctly realized the absurdity of his by-line in comparison with his co-presenters, so he's obviously had a word to producers who have since changed this to; Dwayne Russell (A dance/drop/hesi step/Oh baby Commentator).

 

[peternorth]

Of the Fox footy presenters and their by-lines, pick the odd one out:

Dermott Brereton (5-time Premiership Player), Nick Riewoldt (5-time All Australian), Jonathon Brown (3-time Premiership player), Dwayne Russell
(50 games Geelong), Jason Dunstall (1254 career goals), Brad Johnstone (6-time All Australian), David King (2-time Premiership player), Jordan Lewis (4-time Premiership player)...?

To Derrrrrwayne's credit he has correctly realized the absurdity of his by-line in comparison with his co-presenters, so he's obviously had a word to producers who have since changed this to; Dwayne Russell (A dance/drop/hesi step/Oh baby Commentator).

oh oh oh !! pick me!!!

is it......derwayne????!!

 

[Mentallo]

Of the Fox footy presenters and their by-lines, pick the odd one out:

Dermott Brereton (5-time Premiership Player), Nick Riewoldt (5-time All Australian), Jonathon Brown (3-time Premiership player), Dwayne Russell
(50 games Geelong), Jason Dunstall (1254 career goals), Brad Johnson (6-time All Australian), David King (2-time Premiership player), Jordan Lewis (4-time Premiership player)...?

To Derrrrrwayne's credit he has correctly realized the absurdity of his by-line in comparison with his co-presenters, so he's obviously had a word to producers who have since changed this to; Dwayne Russell (A dance/drop/hesi step/Oh baby Commentator).

The guy wouldn't have a job calling footy if the late Clintopn Grybas was still with us , he was also Johnny on the spot when David Hookes passed away and got his job on Sports Today hosting with Gerard Healy.
Talk about opportunist.

 

[NicW]

The guy wouldn't have a job calling footy if the late Clintopn Grybas was still with us , he was also Johnny on the spot when David Hookes passed away and got his job on Sports Today hosting with Gerard Healy.
Talk about opportunist.

Every human on earth is an opportunist, that's what humans do.
Cheer up.

 

[Mentallo]

Every human on earth is an opportunist, that's what humans do.
Cheer up.

Totally agree.
Some are just a helluva lot luckier than others when then opportunity presents, he falls in that category big time.

 

[bedford]

Totally agree.
Some are just a helluva lot luckier than others when then opportunity presents, he falls in that category big time.

So how did that imbecile Sam Hargraves get a job on SEN

 

[Alesana]

If you're going to Marvel tomorrow I suggest you be extra vigilant with your wallet, it sounds like there's been an increase of pick-pocketing at the ground lately

 

[Rioli2Gunstall]

Not the most listenable commentator but his water and coffee powder combo is certainly impressive.

 

[Oscarman]

Just described West Coast v North as a ripper.

 

[Righteo]

Half-holds have now become almost-holds.

I'm not sure it's an improvement

 

[Agenda 21]

Just described West Coast v North as a ripper.

Ben McKinley cup.

Giddy up.

 

[Nikita Blue]

I just want to know why every player now dances on the field.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Calling GWS v GC on Fox today. Rory Atkins

2

Rory Atkins

Age

29

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

7.9

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

367.4

5star

D

9.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.3

1star

T

2.7

4star

MG

147.7

3star

D

14.2

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

MG

217.8

4star

gets the ball.

"The Rat. In Ballarat".

Entire commentary explodes with laughter.

The bar continues to touch the ground.

 

[windyhill]

“Huge for momentum “ ...*, he’s wearing that one out.

 

[Mentallo]

When watching in Ultra HD his headshot should come with a warning before shown, just about blocks the entire game.

 

[JOELY]

At the end of every quarter...."There's still time for a crazy free kick".

Every.*******.quarter.

And no, it doesn't have to be a crazy free kick. It can be a regular, every day, banal as * free kick and it will have the same result.

And stop ******* saying crazy. Learn a new adjective dickhead, not everything is crazy.