Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Zgope1]

For some reason just wanted to call Buddy Lance the whole game. The bloke has an iconic nickname. Don’t get cute now

 

[bedford]

For some reason just wanted to call Buddy Lance the whole game. The bloke has an iconic nickname. Don’t get cute now

I noticed that and he always says the 1st name like Tanner Bruhn , not just Bruhn

 

[burge13]

At the end of every quarter...."There's still time for a crazy free kick".

Every.*******.quarter.

And no, it doesn't have to be a crazy free kick. It can be a regular, every day, banal as fu** free kick and it will have the same result.

And stop ******* saying crazy. Learn a new adjective dickhead, not everything is crazy.

This post is .... CRAZY GOOD

 

[tugga]

Tuned in at one stage and Franklin took a good, but relatively regulation mark on a lead which Dwayne described as "phenomenal".

 

[Demon in Hell]

Just called Jacob Townsend

21

Jacob Townsend

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.7

2star

K

5.5

2star

HB

4.3

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.0

5star

G

0.7

4star

D

6.9

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.0

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.2

3star

a

“Richmond Premiership Superstar”

FMD.

 

[Oscarman]

Reckon Ed was worse last night. Called Rozee and Butters champions.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Reckon Ed was worse last night. Called Rozee and Butters champions.

Ed was bad but Derwayne was still worse. Did everything he could to ruin the showdown. His stilted garbage where he tries to fit in as many shitty catchphrases as he can is just infuriating.

 

[Mentallo]

It was early in the 3rd qtr of Blues v Suns when he blurted out, "The Blues led by as much as 10 points!!!!!"
Cause 10 points is the new 10 goals you dumb campaigner.

 

[Private Hudson]

It was early in the 3rd qtr of Blues v Suns when he blurted out, "The Blues led by as much as 10 points!!!!!"
Cause 10 points is the new 10 goals you dumb campaigner.

If you’ve just joined us …

 

[simba_]

Reckon Ed was worse last night. Called Rozee and Butters champions.

he also described that passage of play as Butters "running into an open goal" when there was a man there

 

[Private Hudson]

Tom Papley

11

Tom Papley

Age

27

Ht

177cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

9.1

4star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

12.3

3star

K

8.9

4star

HB

3.4

2star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.4

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.6

5star

“ Mr Charisma “. I hate you so much Dwayne, so so much.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

He almost just had a jizz explosion in his pants. "fORD ... Puts the accelerator down".

I literally was just changing channels when I heard it. * you derwayne

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

He almost just had a jizz explosion in his pants. "fORD ... Puts the accelerator down".

I literally was just changing channels when I heard it. fu** you derwayne

You see it's funny because ford is a kind of car, but also the name of a Norf player. And the Norf player was running away from a swans player. Accelerating if you will. Hence the joke. It's nice when research pays off.

 

[Mentallo]

I was ever so grateful he wasn't calling the Power v Blues game this arvo.
Thank you Jeebus.

 

[1989]

Just called Jacob Townsend a

“Richmond Premiership Superstar”

FMD.

This term used to be reserved for people like Michael Jordan.

 

[peternorth]

geelong and probably port out

dwayne not gonna be happy

 

[Mentallo]

geelong and probably port out

dwayne not gonna be happy

I hope callers pump him tomorrow.
I can't stand basketball so I won't have to hear this campaigner butcher a footy call or see his biscuit tin head until March 2022.
Happy days.

 

[Sempfy]

Dwayne after the conclusion of last night's Brownlow count

 

[PalaceGun]

Who knew Dwayne had a burner twitter account?
We do now.

 

[juss]

A couple of days ago on his SEN radio show, Dwayne was talking about how its not good news for Gold Coast now that their 3 big stars had gotten injured in training.

The players referred to as "Big stars" were
Ben King

34

Ben King

Age

23

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.5

4star

T

0.5

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

- I can let that one slide if I had to.
Mabior Chol

18

Mabior Chol

Age

27

Ht

200cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.3

3star

G

0.7

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

- the rookie draft player that survived based on the delist and re rookie rule for 5 years.
Mac Andrew - the yet to debut stick figure with years of development to go.

Even if he only meant big in stature, that's still quite a laugh. I was expecting to hear it was Rowell, King and Touk Miller

11

Touk Miller

Age

28

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.7

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

12.3

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

5.4

5star

CL

4.2

5star

D

22.0

5star

K

11.4

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.8

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.8

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

12.0

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.0

5star

that had gone down.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

A couple of days ago on his SEN radio show, Dwayne was talking about how its not good news for Gold Coast now that their 3 big stars had gotten injured in training.

The players referred to as "Big stars" were
Ben King - I can let that one slide if I had to.
Mabior Chol - the rookie draft player that survived based on the delist and re rookie rule for 5 years.
Mac Andrew - the yet to debut stick figure with years of development to go.

Even if he only meant big in stature, that's still quite a laugh. I was expecting to hear it was Rowell, King and Touk Miller that had gone down.

Credit to him that he knew all players were from Gold Coast.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

A couple of days ago on his SEN radio show, Dwayne was talking about how its not good news for Gold Coast now that their 3 big stars had gotten injured in training.

The players referred to as "Big stars" were
Ben King - I can let that one slide if I had to.
Mabior Chol - the rookie draft player that survived based on the delist and re rookie rule for 5 years.
Mac Andrew - the yet to debut stick figure with years of development to go.

Even if he only meant big in stature, that's still quite a laugh. I was expecting to hear it was Rowell, King and Touk Miller that had gone down.

"If you've just joined us"

 

[Baird]

Reminder that Dwayne is better than huddo

 

[Pistol Night]

"If you've just joined us"

... and heard my voice, you're probably just leaving us

 

[Hoos]

Reminder that Dwayne is better than huddo

I believe he's worse. He is THE worst.

Hudson is still awful.