Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[010203]

Pipe is doing the St Kilda vs Brisbane match tomorrow.

 

[Cleavy]

Pipe is doing the St Kilda vs Brisbane match tomorrow.

and Port/West Coast on Sunday

 

[Mentallo]

Normal transmission resumes this afternoon with Derrrrrrwayne, absolutely insufferable.
Feel sorry for Jess Webster.

 

[Gizmo]

Derwayne has been horrible today.

 

[010203]

He loves calling Lohmann the showman and I enjoy hearing it I have to say.

 

[WAbulldog]

Him screaming A Cappella at the end was making my ears bleed.

 

[Partridge]

Him screaming A Cappella at the end was making my ears bleed.

I turned the sound down at half time to avoid there being a mass murder in my suburb.

 

[juss]

There isn't a more cringe commentator in world sport.

 

[matthew_s]

There isn't a more cringe commentator in world sport.

BT, Howie, Dwayno…we’re certainly punching above our weight

 

[Greasyrhys]

Again whoever is assigning derwayne to call port games should be sacked, brainwashed and relocated. Can’t wait till he retires or is removed from commentary, such a woke media scene we have

 

[the avoca drover]

Vale Dennis Cometti.
I’m glad we appreciated his mastery while he was still alive compared to the commentators of today.

 

[The Blue Max]

Again whoever is assigning derwayne to call port games should be sacked, brainwashed and relocated. Can’t wait till he retires or is removed from commentary, such a woke media scene we have

Woke? What, Der-Wayne is pushing for rights for Port players? He’s protesting for LGBTQ+ change rooms?

FFS, get a vocabulary, you sound like a pelican!

 

[hawkman]

So the book isn't as good as it gets or crazy good.

Could be the firestarter though!

 

[Mr Ripper]

Again whoever is assigning derwayne to call port games should be sacked, brainwashed and relocated. Can’t wait till he retires or is removed from commentary, such a woke media scene we have

You were going so well until you dropped a wOkE

 

[The Blue Max]

You were going so well until you dropped a wOkE

Woke is the new word to label anything you don’t agree with or like - instead of providing a sound argument.

In my case Strawberry milkshakes are woke.

 

[tugga]

Woke is the new word to label anything you don’t agree with or like - instead of providing a sound argument.

In my case Strawberry milkshakes are woke.

 

[The Blue Max]

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Added to my library of insulting memes!

 

[Pistol Night]

Woke is the new word to label anything you don’t agree with or like - instead of providing a sound argument.

In my case Strawberry milkshakes are woke.

Carlton are woke

 

[Slime Roy]

Carlton are woke

Only in the first half

 

[Slime Roy]

I had to laugh at Pipe declaring on his radio show this week
"West Coast are MUST watch!"

 

[The Blue Max]

So the ‘shit commentator’ is doing Mutts vs Dones

So after a Bumber goal HE Says ‘The crowd are excited, a game has broken out’

Why would any Essendon player EVER give him an interview again?

 

[tugga]

How many times does this piece of shit have to tell us that McNeill didn’t know he was playing an hour ago?

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

How many times does this piece of shit have to tell us that McNeill didn’t know he was playing an hour ago?

To be fair, I just sat down to watch and it was useful

 

[Gizmo]

"They are in this up to their eyeballs, the Bombers. 35 points down..."

 

[NSWCROW]

Essendon, having produced their 1st decent qtr of the year and trailing by 6 goals are " In it up to their eyeballs " apparently.

Now i love the Pipe ( wait what ?? ) but " Eyeballs " is a stretch, maybe an upper calf