Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[wagstaff]

I'd buy any TV remote that renamed the 'mute' button the 'Dwayne Russell' button. Maybe have a picture of him on it instead of a megaphone with an X.

Fox Footy basically had that in the 2000s with their viewer's choice option where you could watch a match without commentary if you wanted as well as choose your preferred camera angles.

Was a terrific option; baffled with the advancements in technology why they don't have any of that now.

 

[Chuckie357]

Fox Footy basically had that in the 2000s with their viewer's choice option where you could watch a match without commentary if you wanted as well as choose your preferred camera angles.

Was a terrific option; baffled with the advancements in technology why they don't have any of that now.

Because he people are not supposed to have the power

 

[ash_1050]

Was a terrific option; baffled with the advancements in technology why they don't have any of that now.

Footy is pretty expensive to produce so we lost a lot of these little extras. On the plus side for Fox Footy their coverage is still 10x better than Channel 7 in terms of cameras, replays etc.

 

[Pistol Night]

I wish someone would "shake and bake" this campaigner off air

 

[Foucault1989]

I recall during the final evening of the trade period before he was booted off early for Barrett and Clearly because trades starting dropping, Derwayne was continually saying "thanks for tuning in from wherever you are on the planet". Just rubbish

 

[Pistol Night]

I recall during the final evening of the trade period before he was booted off early for Barrett and Clearly because trades starting dropping, Derwayne was continually saying "thanks for tuning in from wherever you are on the planet". Just rubbish

Standard crap from The Pipe. Yeah dickhead im sure the locals in Syria are tuning in intently to see if Tom Papley gets to Carlton.

 

[Foucault1989]

Standard crap from The Pipe. Yeah dickhead im sure the locals in Syria are tuning in intently to see if Tom Papley gets to Carlton.

I heard there was a ceasefire in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict as both sides came to a mutual agreement that Dodo is a flog. Derwayne contributing towards peace in the Middle East

 

[burge13]

I'd honestly pay extra to Foxtel if they removed him from all broadcasts. He makes the NBL completely unwatchable and we all know his AFL cliches

"SHAKE AND BAKE...THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS...OH BABY". It was a layup in the first quarter Dwayne, calm down. Not everything needs to be screamed into the mic

 

[Oscarman]

I'd honestly pay extra to Foxtel if they removed him from all broadcasts. He makes the NBL completely unwatchable and we all know his AFL cliches

Anthony Hudson was calling the NBL on Saturday, and was excellent. Interestingly all games in Australia are commentated from Melbourne so Derwayne does not have to travel to infect our TVs.

 

[burge13]

Anthony Hudson was calling the NBL on Saturday, and was excellent. Interestingly all games in Australia are commentated from Melbourne so Derwayne does not have to travel to infect our TVs.

Yeah don't really like that commentating from a studio idea. Quite a few times they've been calling replays as though they're live or just not seen what's happened at all...

Huddo is good, no gimmick, just calls the game. Also like Brenton Speed for this reason. Derwayne is a farking flog!

 

[matthew_s]

Huddo is guilty of the screaming into the mic too much too.

 

[brucetiki]

Huddo is guilty of the screaming into the mic too much too.

At times, yes, but it’s usually because there is something legitimately exciting happening. Der-Wayne gets a creamy excited for a lay up

 

[Goroyals22]

Really Dwayne??

Heres to you mr robinson???
And what were you doing when you were 18 years of age??
Please just go away


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[Chuckie357]

Anthony Hudson was calling the NBL on Saturday, and was excellent. Interestingly all games in Australia are commentated from Melbourne so Derwayne does not have to travel to infect our TVs.

Probably doesn’t have pants on in the studio either and his hand on his derwang

 

[burge13]

Probably doesn’t have pants on in the studio either and his hand on his derwang

He is a derw***er

 

[Rustyrich]

Dwayne making it out of China was a miracle. Imagine him walking around Shanghai screaming one of his many lines

 

[Truckosaurus]

Did he actually go to Shanghai or did he call the game from a studio in Melbourne?

 

[Rustyrich]

Did he actually go to Shanghai or did he call the game from a studio in Melbourne?

If they made him call the game from Melbourne that's even funnier

 

[Dominator68]

It would be nice to have Cometti back

 

[Hoos]

It would be nice to have Cometti back

That is a tremendous understatement.

 

[matthew_s]

he's even stinking up the NBL, trying to disguise the fact they dont do the comms from the games.

 

[CakeEater]

he's even stinking up the NBL, trying to disguise the fact they dont do the comms from the games.

That could be the fire starter!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

he's even stinking up the NBL, trying to disguise the fact they dont do the comms from the games.

From the paint!

 

[CJApples87]

So the current NBL promo has this moron shouting: “And he dunks it... in the hoop!”

It sounds so utterly ridiculously bad.

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

So the current NBL promo has this moron shouting: “And he dunks it... in the hoop!”

It sounds so utterly ridiculously bad.

LaMelo Ball dunks it .... in the hoop