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Dwayne 'shitful commentator' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

Discussion in 'Footy Fourth Estate' started by September_Glory, Aug 13, 2011.

  1. September_Glory

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  2. mercurial

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    "CHAOS BALL!!!"

    Shut the f**k up Derwayne and get the f**k off Foxtel scumbag.
     
  3. juddsentant517

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    "Eddie Betts with a personal four goals"

    Thanks for that Der-wayne, thought they were impersonal
     
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  4. MC Extra Dollop

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Judd has a free kick in the back half, signals to his teammates to slow the play up:

    "HE SHOWS THE BALL TO THE CROWD!!! He's probably not really showing the ball to the crowd..."

    You idiot, Dwayne...
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    "The bye might cost Carlton"

    Talking about Carlton's chances of making the top 4. Yeah, because for some reason they have more byes than other teams or something, what an idiot.
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    I can't wait for the day he calls "shorts it with a splendid spear".
     
  7. XFactor1979

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Me and a friend were talking over the last quarter rather than listen to his frivolous commentary
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    fingers crossed he has the cats-crows game tomorow...i need a laugh.
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    I love (read: hate) in the last seconds of the quarters he calls it as if the players are rushing to do something, regardless of whether they are or not. It could be on the defensive 50 with 2 seconds to go and he'll say "He's got to hurry before time runs out".

    Just another to add to the endless list of terrible things he does.
     
  10. Retzlaff

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    5 mins into demons vs eagles, a ball deep in the demons fwd line.... "CHAOS SITUATION!"
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Just before the bounce, Derwayne issued a "It's Perth like weather, currently around 20 or 21 degrees". Errr Drain, a bit of sun does not make it Perth like weather. The forecast for today is a maximum of 15 and it did actually hit 17 earlier, but not 21. Why you make shit up!?? :confused:
     

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Im listening to my ipod on headphones rather than watching the eagles commentary...

    Sometimes I wished he was stuck back in Perth because 1. his plane got delayed, 2. planes werent invented yet :rolleyes:
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    "That's a miracle!"
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    no that is
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    "50." "Is that 50?" "And that's almost 50!" "He might get 50 here"
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    "West Coast are lucky they have such a big lead"


    ... umm - Melbourne's skills have been shocking Dwayne, that's how they got so far behind.
     
  17. XFactor1979

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    he might

    but so did i:eek:
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    I know all commentators like to barrack for the underdog, but it's like the Melbourne cheersquad in there!
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Calls the kill shot when the eagles are up by 7 goals with 2 mins to go
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    New low for Dwayne.

    Kennedy with the "killshot", 2.01 left in the last WCE lead by 34.
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    He needs to be fired.

    I need him to be fired.
     
  22. XFactor1979

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    [​IMG]

    Got his comeuppance though :( ->

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Eskimo_Fennel

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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Was duncing it all day, but this was the "killshot"..

    That, and the countless 50m cries/begs, as Higs pointed out.
     
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    Re: dwayne ****head russel

    Just awful today with his blatant cheering for Melbourne. Also praised the crowd early in the game and then called it a terrible turnout a quarter and a half later.
     
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