Yeah, that’s the way I remember it as well. A decent caller with an annoying voice but got names wrong on a regular basis.
Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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Yeah, that’s the way I remember it as well. A decent caller with an annoying voice but got names wrong on a regular basis.
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Yep definitely. Well at the very least he wasn't the RoboDwayne3000 we have now who spits out the same comments every game.
But wagstaff I just want to thank you for joining us wherever you are watching on THE PLANET!!!!
All those tuning in on Jupiter can FRO.
lol.
I was very quick to cover that piece of commentary garbage here moments after he spewed it out of his mouth.
One of the dumbest / worst pieces of commentating this century.
Is there a YouTube video of "drown em in your honey"?
I need to see it.
EDIT: Nevermind, found it...
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Vomit city
Lol.
I love the line in the YouTube description.
"Possibly the worst line in sports commentary history."
Yep. That it is.
Hi Derrrwayne.
I love the line in the YouTube description.
"Possibly the worst line in sports commentary history."
Yep. That it is.
Hi Derrrwayne.
YOU BET HE DOES!
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God those two suck. Amazing they have jobs.
What the * is "almost half held"?
lol.
I think I asked the same question here a month or so ago.
Care to explain Deeeerrrrrwayne?
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Whats with his latest line "he tightropes the boundary"
How are either thing even slightly related?
How are either thing even slightly related?
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Two regulation goals in the Crows-Giants game have been described as "unbelievable" and "epic".
* I hate him.
* I hate him.
"WITH COLD-BLOODED BRUTALITY!!!1"
Is genuinely ruining an otherwise entertaining game.
Is genuinely ruining an otherwise entertaining game.
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In the GWS v Adelaide game there was a bad turnover early in the third quarter.
Ricciuto: That's garbage.
Dwayne: Summed it up pretty well in one verb ... I suppose it's a verb and a noun.
It's not a verb.
Ricciuto: That's garbage.
Dwayne: Summed it up pretty well in one verb ... I suppose it's a verb and a noun.
It's not a verb.
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“Where angels fear to tread” when the ball was on the ground and a gws player diving to get it out....what the heck was that???
He really is clueless. The other commentators seem to mock him too.
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Fogarty kicks a (very good) goal from the boundary on 50.
Dwayne calls it a "miracle".
The hyperbole from this man is just incredible.
Dwayne calls it a "miracle".
The hyperbole from this man is just incredible.
Especially when Mark Ricciuto had just backed him in to kick it.
"Kicks it long to The Fog".
Ridiculous. Commentate like a professional, not a drunk in a pub.
Ridiculous. Commentate like a professional, not a drunk in a pub.
"They were on death row!"
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Best win in GWS' history? FFS
