Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[XFactor1979]

Re: dwayne ****head russel

Why cant dwayne do something interesting like describe Ash Smith's fascinating new body art?

Or how hot that player's girlfriend is?

Or what antics that West Coast player got up to at the Red Sea in Subiaco


Hes getting fired anyway

 

[howlinjim]

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Anybody know what game "The Dwayne Pipe" has got today???

"The Dwayne Pipe"... Outstanding! Hahaha

Matt Campbell is calling the GCS v. Crows game right now, so I assume Dwayne-o's game will be Kangaroos v. Freo tonight!

 

[The Speaker]

Re: dwayne ****head russel

Dwayne's doing his bored voice again.

"Magnificient. That was a work of art."

 

[pinkus maximus]

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North player kicks a goal from a set shot 30 meters out 45 degree angle

"That was a work of art"

 

[SpecialComments]

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Dwayne's doing his bored voice again.

"Magnificient. That was a work of art."

I was just about to say it. What a shocking commentator old Dwayno is.

Already heard "splendid" twice in under half a quarter.

 

[The Speaker]

Re: dwayne ****head russel

In the background while Shaw is talking: "Was that a push? You bet it was!"

 

[Flawed Genius]

Re: dwayne ****head russel

He truly is s**t.

 

[kane249]

I'm going to start a new drinking game, every time he says "can get it and go" you do a shot. Wonder how many people will still be standing by the end of a game

 

[block_100]

IMO dwayne was alright tonight.Roos and shaw were the most annoying commentators tonight.

 

[JUBJUB]

North were 56pts up with about under 5 minutes to go in the 3rd when Freo got the ball and starting running towards their goal,so DerWayne comes out with the line "North are starting to look flat"

BTW all the freo players were playing for their lives tonight

 

[muttley45]

how many horrendous's can there be in one game

 

[UpForGrabs]

Was that the Lindsay Thomas set shot? Never heard a commentary team cream themselves over a set shot from 45m out straight in front before.

 

[Ry009]

"Peake of his powers"...oh boy.

 

[EBUS]

"Goes where angels fear to tread" has made a return and just dropped a "second mouse gets the cheese"

 

[TCP99]

"Jesse Smith is playing for his Football life!"

 

[TCP99]

"Saints like this ground it's just like Moorabbin!"

 

[Confuscius]

Is it just me, or has Dwayno got himself a new phrase? About 5 times already in the saints game I've heard him say 'the jumper!' As in, Goodes is the jumper! Riewoldt is the Jumper! O'Keefe is the jumper!

Or is this something he's been using for a while?

 

[XFactor1979]

Dwayne Russell is his own phrase

"Dwayne Russell"

^ Reminds me of this guy->

 

[EBUS]

Is it just me, or has Dwayno got himself a new phrase? About 5 times already in the saints game I've heard him say 'the jumper!' As in, Goodes is the jumper! Riewoldt is the Jumper! O'Keefe is the jumper!

Or is this something he's been using for a while?

What does that even mean?

 

[Confuscius]

What does that even mean?

Not entirely sure, but I think he's using it to describe the player who is most likely to attempt a mark in the pack rather than a spoil.

 

[Japes]

He is barracking his arse off for the Swans (as usual) this afternoon.

Hint, Dwayne: stop supporting them, and broadcast objectively. Your commentary is "going nowhere".

 

[krisholio14]

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In a five-minute video I counted three "can get it an go" comments with another "Goes. And gets it!"

Well, maybe only one of the former. Positive he said it 100 times on Saturday

The one that stands out from that game was the 'What Nic Naitanui can't do, can't be done' call.

I mean seriously Dwayne, you're embarrassing yourself

 

[Confuscius]

He is barracking his arse off for the Swans (as usual) this afternoon.

Hint, Dwayne: stop supporting them, and broadcast objectively. Your commentary is "going nowhere".

But the party just got started!

 

[juddsentant517]

The chaos ball worked for them this time

 

[jackn]

I didn't read the first 1000 posts but enjoyed this second part. Can't stand derwayne and my levels of hate have increased with his new concept of the chaos ball. Thought I'd post this as I find it hilarious, apologies if it's already in here somewhere:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dwayne_Russell&oldid=155366653

A very accurate summary of derwayne, the man and the commentator.