Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[TBellicious]

Why was he commentating Geelong Richmond and Huddo the Q clash?

 

[smasha]

Absolutely hates Richmond,he knew we'd lose today at Rort Stadium that's why he put his hand up to commentate the game.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Why was he commentating Geelong Richmond and Huddo the Q clash?

Because us lions fans needed a break

 

[sloppyjoespizza]

He's got his knob out in the box today and is ripping the ears off it.

lucky he didn't poke out Ricciuto's eye.

Rumored to be hung like a stallion.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

lucky he didn't poke out Ricciuto's eye.

Rumored to be hung like a stallion.

You mis-heard...He IS a big pr!ck, not he HAS a big pr!ck.

 

[CJApples87]

Good to see James McDonald is playing again for the Demons.


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[CJApples87]

Ray Chamberlain: Mark!

Dwayne Russell: Apologies if you heard that through the effects mic.

What?


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[Truckosaurus]

To be fair, most people would prefer not to have to hear Ray Chamberlain.

 

[TheDarkKnighta]

DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTTS!!
DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY!!
WTF?

Honestly. I was driving at the time and had the foxtel app turned up on my phone as every radio station in the state was calling the Freo game.
I fully encourage anyone to turn on the replay and listen to those few minutes with your eyes closed and try to guess WTF is going on.
All you have is a lunatic reciting player names and then screaming about honey. Complete nonsense.

 

[FFB1]

He called a shake and bake at one point when it was clearly a shimmy.

He says it all the time, it's ******* annoying. He's said it twice in the last quarter of Mel/StK. He also says 'from the paint', which is also ******* annoying.

 

[King_Steele]

He says it all the time, it's ******* annoying. He's said it twice in the last quarter of Mel/StK. He also says 'from the paint', which is also ******* annoying.

Watched a match from 06 today from channel 9 & Derwayne was so measured & tolerable.

Its like it's contrived the way he carries on, either way it's s**t.

 

[Hawk_francais]

DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTTS!!
DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY!!

WTF?

I'm also here because of this travesty.

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Honestly. I was driving at the time and had the foxtel app turned up on my phone as every radio station in the state was calling the Freo game.
I fully encourage anyone to turn on the replay and listen to those few minutes with your eyes closed and try to guess WTF is going on.
All you have is a lunatic reciting player names and then screaming about honey. Complete nonsense.

Haha, was that the last few minutes of the game? Will have a listen after work.

 

[TheDarkKnighta]

Haha, was that the last few minutes of the game? Will have a listen after work.

Yeah it was.. So many times he was just reciting players names. I understand he's commentating for television, but "Selwood. Vlastuin. Grimes. Houli. Motlop." is not exactly painting a picture.

 

[TeeKray]

Watched a match from 06 today from channel 9 & Derwayne was so measured & tolerable.

Its like it's contrived the way he carries on, either way it's s**t.

Yeah, I don't remember him being such a flog back in the channel 9 days. He's slowly devolved to what he is now - a parody of a commentator.

 

[MYOB]

DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTTS!!
DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY!!

WTF?

Can someone please explain what this was about.

 

[Mentallo]

Can someone please explain what this was about.

Motlop gathered the ball ran 15 metres dodged around someone and slotted a goal from about 40 metres out.

 

[MYOB]

Motlop gathered the ball ran 15 metres dodged around someone and slotted a goal from about 40 metres out.

Yes, I know that, but how are Dwaynes comments related

 

[Mentallo]

Yes, I know that, but how are Dwaynes comments related

Ahh!!

That is just how he decided to call the play.
Rather then "Motlop gathers runs to 40 and kicks it!"

 

[Dogs Rule]

Ahh!!

That is just how he decided to call the play.
Rather then "Motlop gathers runs to 40 and kicks it!"

Or he does the shorthand version. "Motlop...gets it, runs, kicks it, goals it".

"Shake and bake" s**** me to tears. It means nothing. Just keep it simple DerWayne.

 

[Registered User]

DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTTS!!
DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY!!
WTF?

Hee hee ha ho, they hung s**t on him about this on The Front Bar tonight

 

[Mentallo]

Hee hee ha ho, they hung s**t on him about this on The Front Bar tonight

Yes I saw that and had a bit of a chuckle.
Pity they couldn't revoke his media pass.

 

[Beerfish]

Am I the only one that would be sad to see him go? I don't like him as a commentator, but I'd miss having something to complain about. lol.

"If you've just joined us"
"In the shadows of half time"

There are plenty of other things/people to complain about. We'd be fine.

 

[smasha]

Honestly. I was driving at the time and had the foxtel app turned up on my phone as every radio station in the state was calling the Freo game.
I fully encourage anyone to turn on the replay and listen to those few minutes with your eyes closed and try to guess WTF is going on.
All you have is a lunatic reciting player names and then screaming about honey. Complete nonsense.

Trolling Richmond,got moist in the groins and got carried away,one of the big Richmond haters doing commentary but he has alot of mates.
#

 

[Dogs Rule]

DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTTS!!
DROWN EM IN YOUR HONEY!!

WTF?

Needs a producer or director to pull him aside and say STFU.