Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[TigerGlory]

“Richmond looking at a 100+ score again tonight”

Pretty easy to be looking at a 100+ score when you’ve already got 100+ on the board.

 

[incaciawin]

I thought he might be a liitle lost this preseason without his 'this is for 9', but no he's obviously been working on some new stuff such as 'shake and bake' whatever that means.

 

[SuperSteele22]

I thought he might be a liitle lost this preseason without his 'this is for 9', but no he's obviously been working on some new stuff such as 'shake and bake' whatever that means.

He makes up for the lack of ‘this is for nine’ calls by telling us that every shot from outside fifty would have been for nine in previous years.

 

[Clark G]

Can't believe this clown of a commentator was able to gain the media coverage he did recently over his post about the AFL having names on the back of guernseys (he was for it).

 

[Clark G]

"A little slipper to Ellis"

WTF does that even mean?

Possibly the same as when BT says 'poker'?

 

[PalaceGun]

Can't believe this clown of a commentator was able to gain the media coverage he did recently over his post about the AFL having names on the back of guernseys (he was for it).

He, self-admittedly, brings it up at the start of every season.

As lazy as people bringing up AFL state of origin after every Rugby League state of origin game.

 

[PalaceGun]

I thought he might be a liitle lost this preseason without his 'this is for 9', but no he's obviously been working on some new stuff such as 'shake and bake' whatever that means.

“Shake and bake” is at least 12 months old, I assume he stole it from some NBA or NCAA commentator, probably Dick Vitale.

 

[Sauras]

"A little slipper to Ellis"

WTF does that even mean?

Alistair Lynch's favourite saying. "Got a slipper to it" is just stupid. Why would you replace boot with slipper? Sounds *en stupid.

 

[TeeKray]

Shake and bake got a run twice in the first 5 minutes last night.

It's going to be another long season.

 

[wagstaff]

As obnoxious as Dwayne is, Lynch is equally bad in his own way. So bland and dull; never says anything insightful or interesting ever.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Shake and bake got a run twice in the first 5 minutes last night.

It's going to be another long season.

Noticed this. He is so ******* awful. Deplorable.

 

[Beerfish]

As obnoxious as Dwayne is, Lynch is equally bad in his own way. So bland and dull; never says anything insightful or interesting ever.

Wrong thread for it but I reckon Lynch is worse than Derwayne. Actually has trouble pronouncing common words and tries to put the letter r into every word. Aristrair Wrynch. Pretty pathetic for someone being paid to talk.

 

[Clark G]

Wrong thread for it but I reckon Lynch is worse than Derwayne. Actually has trouble pronouncing common words and tries to put the letter r into every word. Aristrair Wrynch. Pretty pathetic for someone being paid to talk.

Just curious, do you think Lynch is worse than Darcy?

 

[Beerfish]

Just curious, do you think Lynch is worse than Darcy?

In terms of being able to string a sentence together yes. That's not say that I like Darcy in any way, shape or form though. Even Tony Shaw would be ahead of Lynch in my book.

 

[nessjez]

“Shake and bake” is at least 12 months old, I assume he stole it from some NBA or NCAA commentator, probably Dick Vitale.

I think Talladega Nights is the source

 

[PalaceGun]

I think Talladega Nights is the source

I knew there was something banging in the back of my mind:

YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL, DICK, BABY By Mark Fischetti March 19th, 1990

"Look at Rice's speed! A little shake 'n' bake. Showtime! Party time! Here he comes. He converts! He finishes! He finalizes!
Whether you love him or hate him, and it seems that almost everyone either loves him or hates him, Dick Vitale has become the voice of college basketball."

Derwayne wants to be Dick.

 

[PalaceGun]

Imagine a Derwayne Russell alarm clock:

 

[Mentallo]

"Almost half held"

So he was quarter held, third held?
Please explain Derrrrrrrwayne.

 

[RobbyRoy]

"Almost half held"

So he was quarter held, third held?
Please explain Derrrrrrrwayne.

That is simply taking the piss.

 

[GreekLunatic]

Brenton speed is better the derwayne

 

[brucetiki]

Brenton speed is better the derwayne

The inanimate carbon rod is better than Der-wayne.

Speed's one of the best

 

[muttley45]

One of DerWaynes own well used descriptors suits him to a T, "Horrendous"

 

[Starburns_]

"This game is at breaking strain."

WTF does that even mean, Dwayne?

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Dwayne is the best in the business. Love when he's commentating North games.

 

[Mentallo]

Need to add to Deeerrrrrwayne bingo.

"The footy gods"