Dyson Heppell's dreadlocks

[DapperJong]

Feel like he has the dreads because it hides the fact he's got a fairly average looking scon

It’s not great. And I reckon it’d be really tiny.

 

[Maxabillions]

It’s not great. And I reckon it’d be really tiny.

i think you're right about the tiny head

 

[I Remember Bluey]

 

[Lord Nicholson]

This is an excelent thread that is asking all the right questions

 

[Maxabillions]

?

 

[eth-dog]

Should be a multiple choice poll. 2, 4 and 6 I felt were all partially true.

 

[quotemokc]

Dreadlocks are actually really high maintenance so really he is showing a lot of hard work and responsibility as opposed to those with short hair.

 

[TheBrightSide]

 

[Godzke]

another shit thread

 

[Rack Watts]

Off season.

 

[DapperJong]

another shit thread

Holy **** mate consider lightening up.

Did you click on it hoping for a serious essendon discussion?

 

[DapperJong]

FAR OUT GUYS WE HAVEVTO WIN A FINAL WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HAIR LETS TALK ABOUT INSIDE MIDS PLS

 

[revival_mode]

probably only fat, balding, older dudes getting worked up about Dys and his hair lol

 

[Pweter]

FAR OUT GUYS WE HAVEVTO WIN A FINAL WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HAIR LETS TALK ABOUT INSIDE MIDS PLS

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I rate them. He’s got a baby face, would look about 12yo without em

 

[Howard Moon]

I for one think every player should shave their head as a pact of matesmanship and team loyalty, plus its way more fearsome...and aerodynamic - who could forget the mean machine? 4 everyday blokes nobody knew all shaved their heads before beating the world in the swimming relay at the Olympic games and etching their names into aussie folklore, becoming household names along the way, you know Duncan Armstrong and.. umm that oyther guy, and umm the other two. Legends.

no not the two fruits guys.

 

[less than zero]

As the captain I think Dys should demand that the rest of the team grow dreadlocks as a sign of solidarity and to prove his super manly aggressiveness.

And if that happened all I can say is thankfully Josh Green has been delisted.

 

[Howard Moon]

who was the last Brownlow medalist to have dreadlocks?

Bob Skilton did yeh?

 

[daffo]

Irrelevant

 

[DapperJong]

Irrelevant

 

[Maxabillions]

I rate them. He’s got a baby face, would look about 12yo without em

maybe he should shave his head and grow his beard, Max Gawn style

 

[Howard Moon]

maybe he should shave his head and grow his beard, Max Gawn style

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call crime stoppers

 

[Liberator]

 

[Beerfish]

Should be a multiple choice poll.

Agreed. I wanted to vote but feel I need multiple bites at the cherry. It's not as simple as one and done.

 

[Runk]

I concur Beery.

Do I want to see him shave that shit off cos he looks like straight up goose? Yeah.
Does it have anything to do with his ability to play and captain our club. Nup.
Does it bother me? Nup