Dyson Heppell's dreadlocks

Are Dyson's dreadlocks?

  • A disrespectful appropriation of black culture, in the historical context of black oppression

    Votes: 11 17.2%

  • An expression of Dyson's individuality

    Votes: 3 4.7%

  • Clumps of THC-logged hippy filth that soak up and dissipate Dyson's aggressiveness through osmosis

    Votes: 10 15.6%

  • Dyson's body Dyson's choice

    Votes: 7 10.9%

  • Just a chyll hairstyle for a chyll dude

    Votes: 15 23.4%

  • Dyson's hairstyle is irrelevant to Dyson as a footballer

    Votes: 22 34.4%

  • Suggest a level of immaturity in our captain which is slightly concerning

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • Total voters
    64
  • Poll closed .

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Maxabillions said:
It's been brushed under the carpet for too long
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Yeah I’ve always felt my ability to discuss the captains hairdo has been oppressed.

Damn the Dossy Wossy man!
 
Voted it suggests a level of immaturity. Not that i think he should cut his hair.
 
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Lighten up Doss
 
DapperJong said:
Lighten up Doss
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No u


In all seriousness, I guess he'll cut it one day, but I genuinely could not imagine Dyson sans the mop he's had it for that long now. It'd be weird.
 
Maxabillions said:
our voices will be heard
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Just be warned, the last coup failed spectacularly.

s**t was about to go down, but then someone said, 'hey wanna try the porter?', and the next thing I knew I was smashing shots of gin and closing one eye for focus.
 

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Jade said:
Just be warned, the last coup failed spectacularly.

s**t was about to go down, but then someone said, 'hey wanna try the porter?', and the next thing I knew I was smashing shots of gin and closing one eye for focus.
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that's how they keep us down - with alcohol
 
I have no issues with the dreadlocks, what I am concerned about is that the op has misspelt our captains surname in the thread title.
 
Harlequin said:
I have no issues with the dreadlocks, what I am concerned about is that the op has misspelt our captains surname in the thread title.
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They aren't dreads. He has the s**t hair that heaps of guys have from Gippsland Coast and Yarra Valley. I am glad he shaved the beard because that was terrible. Looked like a homeless version of the Paddle Pop Lion. Having said all that I love a fella who looks like a scruff but trains like a pro and carries himself like a gentleman. Everyone who gets upset by it should be upset. It is good to see them upset. They deserve to be upset.
 
fishardansin said:
They aren't dreads. He has the s**t hair that heaps of guys have from Gippsland Coast and Yarra Valley. I am glad he shaved the beard because that was terrible. Looked like a homeless version of the Paddle Pop Lion. Having said all that I love a fella who looks like a scruff but trains like a pro and carries himself like a gentleman. Everyone who gets upset by it should be upset. It is good to see them upset. They deserve to be upset.
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yeah nah they are dreads
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