Review Eagle's Pyrrhic Victory & Satellite's Gone

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This game needs some razzamatazz, the type of excitement only a truculent team like Brisbane can provide. Despite sowing dragon's teeth, North have reaped fleas from this quarter and the half-time score line reads 44:32.

At the recommencement Umpire Schmitt is attempting to usurp Ray Chamberlain's mantle as the most officious umpire in the racket when he penalises Rohan for a half-step over the mark. Brown marks impressively in superman pose with Rampe his cape and converts. There's a flurry of goals and after each North one there is a quick burst of shitrock. Memories of distant 80s suburbia casts a spell over the ground. You can see over the short walls the suburbs and wonder what lies beyond: gigantic trees, incinerators, survivalist compounds and sex dungeons. You know it. The quarter ends 74:67 Sydney's way.
 

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