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From Shinbonershop.com.au where you give us your money and your goods arrive four months late. Here is a sample of our Christmas specials:
The Peter Bell sticker. Bell may have shat on North once, but you can return the favour on a daily basis by placing this sticker in an appropriate position in your toilet. This gift has a special price of 20 pieces of silver. BONUS GIFT: Comes with a free curse where every high profile player poached by Freo succumbs to a career threatening injury....like Ben Allan, Peter Mann, and Stephen O'Reilly.
The Briswhine Doll. Pull the string and hear the doll whine with phrases like:
"Gimme a bigger salary cap!"
"Gimme a bigger exclusive recruiting zone!"
"Please don't tackle me, I bruise easily!"
"If you run onto the ground Libba, we're going to dob you in to the AFL!"
This special edition doll also comes with a new choke and self destruct function which automatically activates when facing North Melbourne in a preliminary final.
Red and Black Bandwagon. Specially built for 50,000 screaming teenage girlies. Soundproofed to EPA standards (all that squealing can break windows, you know!). Come with the complete backcatalogue of Boyzone and a video of "The Dummies Guide To the History of the Essendon Football Club, pre-1999".
Tigerland Calender. An 11 month edition that runs from October to August. Free Dan Murphy gift voucher for alcohol to help dull the pain of missing September.
For the child with a reading problem, may we suggest the book, "Geelong F.C. - The Premiership Years 1964-2000". A simple and easy book to read. As an added bonus, there is a special adhesive along the spine of the pages so they can double up as post-it notes.
For the deep thinker, "Tony Shaw's D.I.Y. Tactics". 10 sheets of butchers paper plus 12 crayons.
At Shinbonershop.com.au, we accept cash, cheques, credit card, alcohol, drugs, sex, and anything of value that can be converted to cash quickly and easily. Happy shopping.
The Peter Bell sticker. Bell may have shat on North once, but you can return the favour on a daily basis by placing this sticker in an appropriate position in your toilet. This gift has a special price of 20 pieces of silver. BONUS GIFT: Comes with a free curse where every high profile player poached by Freo succumbs to a career threatening injury....like Ben Allan, Peter Mann, and Stephen O'Reilly.
The Briswhine Doll. Pull the string and hear the doll whine with phrases like:
"Gimme a bigger salary cap!"
"Gimme a bigger exclusive recruiting zone!"
"Please don't tackle me, I bruise easily!"
"If you run onto the ground Libba, we're going to dob you in to the AFL!"
This special edition doll also comes with a new choke and self destruct function which automatically activates when facing North Melbourne in a preliminary final.
Red and Black Bandwagon. Specially built for 50,000 screaming teenage girlies. Soundproofed to EPA standards (all that squealing can break windows, you know!). Come with the complete backcatalogue of Boyzone and a video of "The Dummies Guide To the History of the Essendon Football Club, pre-1999".
Tigerland Calender. An 11 month edition that runs from October to August. Free Dan Murphy gift voucher for alcohol to help dull the pain of missing September.
For the child with a reading problem, may we suggest the book, "Geelong F.C. - The Premiership Years 1964-2000". A simple and easy book to read. As an added bonus, there is a special adhesive along the spine of the pages so they can double up as post-it notes.
For the deep thinker, "Tony Shaw's D.I.Y. Tactics". 10 sheets of butchers paper plus 12 crayons.
At Shinbonershop.com.au, we accept cash, cheques, credit card, alcohol, drugs, sex, and anything of value that can be converted to cash quickly and easily. Happy shopping.
