Official Team Thread East Side Hawks Season 26 Team Thread - Congratulations The Half Back, Biggie-est Cup Winner!!

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Hey vanders, were you that guy that sat behind me on the plane and kicked my chair the whole flight over??
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Some random all time club stats for you:

All Time Most Games for East Side Hawks
1. larrikin (278)
2. Dagless (258)
3. Biggie (257)
4. Mr Eagle (214)
5. Wally (199)

Biggie is certain to overtake Dagless for second all time this season, however our nearest active player to cracking that top five (and nudging out founder Wally) is Karnezis_13 on 156 games. Suffice to say that top 5 is pretty secure unless Tarkyn_24 comes back. Speaking of...

All Time Most Goals for East Side Hawks
1. Tarkyn_24 (375)
2. YOTC (316)
3. Biggie (226)
4. larrikin (212)
5. Wally (185)

Here's a closer one: the nearest active player (again, to nudge out founder Wally) is The Filth Wizard on 174 goals, meaning he needs 12 to overtake and reach the top 5. Nine Hawks reached the 12 goal mark in season 25. Next best? Karnezis_13 again, but he's on 123 and would need a near Fred medal winning season to crack the group.
 
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Here's a closer one: the nearest active player (again, to nudge out founder Wally) is The Filth Wizard on 174 goals, meaning he needs 12 to overtake and reach the top 5. Nine Hawks reached the 12 goal mark in season 25. Next best? Karnezis_13 again, but he's on 123 and would need a near Fred medal winning season to crack the group.

Maybe I should shift to CHF Loonerty :D
 
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Some random all time club stats for you:

All Time Most Games for East Side Hawks
1. larrikin (278)
2. Dagless (258)
3. Biggie (257)
4. Mr Eagle (214)
5. Wally (199)

Biggie is certain to overtake Dagless for second all time this season, however our nearest active player to cracking that top five (and nudging out founder Wally) is Karnezis_13 on 156 games. Suffice to say that top 5 is pretty secure unless Tarkyn_24 comes back. Speaking of...

All Time Most Goals for East Side Hawks
1. Tarkyn_24 (375)
2. YOTC (316)
3. Biggie (226)
4. larrikin (212)
5. Wally (185)

Here's a closer one: the nearest active player (again, to nudge out founder Wally) is The Filth Wizard on 174 goals, meaning he needs 12 to overtake and reach the top 5. Nine Hawks reached the 12 goal mark in season 25. Next best? Karnezis_13 again, but he's on 123 and would need a near Fred medal winning season to crack the group.
What's my goals and games tally up to?
 
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What's my goals and games tally up to?
Well pupsicle... 119 glorious games for 103 sausage rolls. That makes you 13th all time in games aaaaaaaaand 13th all time in goals.

League wide this puts you on the same number of games as luminaries such as... HaroLad.
 
Some random all time club stats for you:

All Time Most Games for East Side Hawks
1. larrikin (278)
2. Dagless (258)
3. Biggie (257)
4. Mr Eagle (214)
5. Wally (199)

Biggie is certain to overtake Dagless for second all time this season, however our nearest active player to cracking that top five (and nudging out founder Wally) is Karnezis_13 on 156 games. Suffice to say that top 5 is pretty secure unless Tarkyn_24 comes back. Speaking of...

All Time Most Goals for East Side Hawks
1. Tarkyn_24 (375)
2. YOTC (316)
3. Biggie (226)
4. larrikin (212)
5. Wally (185)

Here's a closer one: the nearest active player (again, to nudge out founder Wally) is The Filth Wizard on 174 goals, meaning he needs 12 to overtake and reach the top 5. Nine Hawks reached the 12 goal mark in season 25. Next best? Karnezis_13 again, but he's on 123 and would need a near Fred medal winning season to crack the group.
Might have to sneak back forward and move up that list..
 
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Random stat leading into season 26:

There are 173 people who have played for the East Side Hawks, and of that number only 11 have never scored for the club. The highest numbers of games of these 11 was by CatLad who played 13 games for the club in Season 13.
 
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Random stat leading into season 26:

There are 173 people who have played for the East Side Hawks, and of that number only 11 have never scored for the club. The highest numbers of games of these 11 was by CatLad who played 13 games for the club in Season 13.
Does that mean I will be cap number 174?
 
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME

Fellow Hawks, it is an honour to play and post alongside you all. I will be available for any and all graphic design for the upcoming season.
You want a banner done for your 50th game? Let me know. You want to see yourself as an AFL footballer wearing an ESH guernsey? Let me know. You want to see an ESH premiership medallion hanging around the next of a naked girl with giant cans? Let me and Nathan Broad know.

Much Love,
THB :hearts:
 
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