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The East Side Hawks today shocked the entire of SFA when they announced they had pulled off the biggest signing to the SFA of all time in signing former Bombers Vice-Captain superstar jack_riewoldt_rulz.
East Side President
p) Boncer34 was delirious with joy at the press conference today. "Look we're pumped to have The Jack, as we're going to call him, back in the league." "He's a gun player, former VC of a successful club and all round top bloke."
The Hawks Captain Wally was also thrilled when at the press conference, "I think we've finally found our missing puzzle piece for the premiership. We already have Bigman, Gilbert, Bonce and co. but we have been missing a truely once in a generation type player. But not anymore."
The Jack of course caused a stir last time he was here which resulted in him being chased out of the league. Boncer was extremely blunt about the issues of the past, "Listen its no secret The Jack was treated poorly last time. I personally always thought the abuse he copped was totally out of line and uncalled for." "For a player of his ilk to be forced out by some big ego morons was a tough pill to swallow for The Jack but we've spoken in depth about his return and we feel with the full support of the Hawks he'll be able to handle anything that comes his way."
Wally was coy about where The Jack would line-up for the Hawks, "Well to be honest its hard to see him breaking into that mid-field at the moment. But the beauty of having a person like The Jack is you can put him anywhere on the field and he's bound to have a postivie impact." "We'll start him off slowly to get used to playing in the SFA again but eventually we should start to see him find a position and make it his own."
Now the only question on the lips of everyone in the SFA is, how do you stop the Hawks now?
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The Hawks Captain Wally was also thrilled when at the press conference, "I think we've finally found our missing puzzle piece for the premiership. We already have Bigman, Gilbert, Bonce and co. but we have been missing a truely once in a generation type player. But not anymore."
The Jack of course caused a stir last time he was here which resulted in him being chased out of the league. Boncer was extremely blunt about the issues of the past, "Listen its no secret The Jack was treated poorly last time. I personally always thought the abuse he copped was totally out of line and uncalled for." "For a player of his ilk to be forced out by some big ego morons was a tough pill to swallow for The Jack but we've spoken in depth about his return and we feel with the full support of the Hawks he'll be able to handle anything that comes his way."
Wally was coy about where The Jack would line-up for the Hawks, "Well to be honest its hard to see him breaking into that mid-field at the moment. But the beauty of having a person like The Jack is you can put him anywhere on the field and he's bound to have a postivie impact." "We'll start him off slowly to get used to playing in the SFA again but eventually we should start to see him find a position and make it his own."
Now the only question on the lips of everyone in the SFA is, how do you stop the Hawks now?
