Egg+Car = F YOU!

[WALL-e]

a big slider of a number 2 down his front windshield, followed by covering his can in a combination of fish oil and a strong dye.

Then loosen his locking nuts on his rims (no doubt he's got nice new 17's on his shit box lancer), and take of the bolts. Car will sit right until driven when it will belly whack

 

[WALL-e]

place his car for sale on carsales, at the tidy cost of "tree fidy"

It's about that time I realise the girl scout was about 9 storys tall.

God Damn Loch Ness Monster!

Asio.

Be alert, but not alarmed.....then stab him.

 

[DoubleO7]

My car was showered in a hail of flower and egg, a couple months ago. I was inside at the time of the incident, so I had no idea of the drama unfolding outside my sisters house.

I could hear noises coming from outside but I couldn't make anything of it. Due to my laziness, I couldn't be bothered to get up and investigate the racket. About 3 - 4 minutes later, I received a call from one of my mates (lives next door). He told me my car just got pelted with egg & flower.

I rushed outside, saw what had happened to my car, and just stood there in disbelief. From his front lawn, my mate yelled out "you copped it nicely!". I did not reply. After a moment, I gathered my thoughts, and then proceeded to clean the mess that was created.

To make matters worse, my mate decided to turn my windscreen wipers on. This made the egg & flower all mushy and such. Cleaning was a nightmare, so I did only one section of the windscreen to see the road ahead.

Took my car down to the car wash (drive was an absolute blur). After my car was thoroughly cleaned, I checked under the bonnet to see if any of the egg & flower slipped through to the engine. The heat from the engine seemed to have literally cooked the egg & flower that was there. It wasn't much, but it got a laugh out of me.

 

[WALL-e]

I rushed outside, saw what had happened to my car, and just stood there in disbelief. From his front lawn, my mate yelled out "you copped it nicely!".

This guy deserves some form of punishment. Either for stating the obvious, or rubbing it in when not needed.

 

[DoubleO7]

This guy deserves some form of punishment. Either for stating the obvious, or rubbing it in when not needed.

He tends to gutter the car when driving, so I think that would suffice.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

***** egged my brand new car the other week, twice in two weeks. ****ing *****, it's a major imposition

 

[mantis]

sugar + petrol tank = win.

Edited for accuracy, that's what the anti war demonstrators used on cop cars in the 70's, not me though.

 

[chargers 09]

did u end up doing anything?

 

[Kerrby]

Edited for accuracy, that's what the anti war demonstrators used on cop cars in the 70's, not me though.

Of course you did you manly hippie.

 

[coke_zero]

did u end up doing anything?

i heard he beat him then pissed in his mouth while none of the piss hit the ground all going in his mouth.

 

[HarryTiger]

Egg + Rangar (+ Hit) = Win

 

[pacemaker]

Funny enough I was thinking about this thread the other week, great bump. Some one PM the bloke or something

 

[DidakDelight]

Go to his gym and when he's using the bench press go over and push the bar down on his neck and choke him.
Then tell him not to egg people's car's again.

 

[MF]

Yeah FFS. Just tell us if you did anything or not. I'm sick of waiting.

I'll egg your ****ing car if you don't respond.