Game Day EJ Whitten Game

[Gasometer]

Anyone watching?

The Duck hasn't done leg day in a fair while.

No.

 

[Gasometer]

Where was the GD thread for this?

Piss poor.

 

[SMaturin]

Hi. I'm Dermott Brereton. Owing to the obtuse, SPHERICAL perimeters of the game play, and the fact that, BECAUSE of that, we're unable to overlap the dynamics of the direct paternship of the defensive structure, we're not GOING to generate a great deal of success with our more offensive minded overtures, so therefor, on summary, is in FACT the because of why I'm currently more suited to a generalistic type role located centrally on the bench structure, as juxtaposed to something more directly concerned with actually touching the footy in a purely physical sense.

 

[SMaturin]

Why isn't Mark Robbo Robinson playing? I'd enjoy seeing the defibrillators being applied at the 2min mark of the first.

 

[giantroo]

Richo's kicking is still s**t.

 

[Mr Reliable]

^ I agree with Dermie and I'm not even watching the game.

 

[SMaturin]

Do you think Jude Bolton plays the saxophone?

 

[SMaturin]

Do you think Jude Bolton and Rob Stark are friends in real life?

 

[SMaturin]

Do you think Ange Christou's schlong will fall out the bottom of his shorts ala princess park and Naughto's on Royal parade?

 

[shniko11]

Mick Martyn in the ruck see Plan B already and it's the Whitten Legends game..

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Schwatta looks good early.

 

[SMaturin]

Is Scott Camporeale playing?

One night my mates and I were at Naughto's on Royal Parade.

It was Carlton's mad Monday.

Scott Camporeale was standing next to my mate at the bar.

He picked up an ash tray and pissed in it.

Some of the piss splashed into my mate.

Scott Camporeale looked at him and said:

'You love it.'

 

[Hearts to hearts]

And this is exactly the - and the only - kind of game Tatlor should commentate for.

 

[SMaturin]

What they are doing to BT is what he does to me every time I have to listen to his commentary.

 

[Mr. Blonde]

SMaturin.....loving your work mate, I'm all for drinking and posting!!!

 

[SMaturin]

What they are doing to BT is what he does to me every time I have to listen to his commentary.

What are they doing to him, mate? Hope he's ok

 

[SMaturin]

What are they doing to him, mate? Hope he's ok

He's fine.

Flog.

 

[Gasometer]

Oh this is the GD Thread...

 

[SMaturin]

Hi. I'm Gillon Mcclauchlan.

I don't know how to spell my last name.

If you listen to my voice, you'll realise I smoke 4 packs a day.

Don't worry, I can afford it.

 

[SMaturin]

Hi. I'm Tony Liberatore.

In Italian my name means Antonio Liberatore.

 

[SMaturin]

Hi. I'm Barry Hall.





Hello, Mr. Hall. Sir.

 

[SMaturin]

Oh this is the GD Thread...

It's my thread. But you can post in it.

 

[SMaturin]

Hi. We are the stomachs of the players in the 2016 EJ Whitten match.

Some of us are full of beer.

Some of us are full of pie.

Don't judge us.

 

[SMaturin]

Hi Dermott Brereton.

I'm the match ball.

I wanted to get in touch, but you dropped me burnt me and shanked me.

I get the message.

I won't come near you again.

 

[shniko11]

Yeah SMaturin is definitely drunk..