Arts & Humanities Ellyse Perry

[courtjester]

I agree with Silent Alarm on the terminology guys use to describe what they want to do to a woman. It's unnecessary and crass. And it's a new thing, didn't happen 10-15 years ago.

"Smash her", "Destroy her", "Wreck her" are all pretty ordinary/immature ways to describe what you'll do to a woman.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

there's a few other hotties floating around the cricket scene.

meg lanning

Meg Lanning went to my school, do not rate her that highly.

She's definitely not hideous, but she doesn't scrub up well without makeup.

 

[Roobs321]

God you guys are worse than a bunch of giggling schoolgirls. Each to their own, please.

 

[neroblack]

God you guys are worse than a bunch of giggling schoolgirls. Each to their own, please.

I knew this conversation would turn to schoolgirls soon enough..

 

[Zach Package]

not much giggling going on here, a few seem to be working up quite a sweat though

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I knew this conversation would turn to schoolgirls soon enough..

Toot toot!

 

[Xtreme]

Really? That bad?

The Xtreme scale is different to everyone else's, 7 is more than acceptable. 5 or below and its trouble.

 

[Marklar_33]

It's just that I saw someone quote Ellyse as a 17 via the Xtreme scale...I thought that was even a tad harsh...

 

[Buddy23#]

I'd like to take Ellyse on a romantic beautiful dinner, gazing into her eyes lovingly. And when we got home I'd like to have the sex with her.

 

[TassieEagle]

I would like to do some hand stuff or mouth stuff with her.

 

[Gee Dub]

Had a brutal HSC exam schedule (Year 12 in NSW) where I had 3 exams in 3 days. Biology was the last of them and I needed to spend the afternoon studying for it, especially since it was my worst subject. Instead I spent my afternoon watching Ellyse Perry youtube videos and fapping vigorously. I did very poorly in that Biology exam.

 

[Jimmy1992]

That English cricketer above is definitely not attractive IMO.

The other Aussie cricketer is ok, would go. But not outstanding by any means.

And I'm sure at one point another we have all said something along the lines of "I'd heck the shit out of her" or "I would destroy her." Nothing sexist about it. It's how men talk around men.

I'm with ya. Apart from a decent pair, she hasn't got that much going for her.
Meg Lanning goes pretty alright. Not great, but I wouldn't hesitate.
And, third agreeance(?) it is not sexist at all. Crass, yes. Sexist, no.

 

[Jimmy1992]

Toot toot!

Massively underrated post!
I actually laughed out loud.

 

[Cruyff14]

I'm with ya. Apart from a decent pair, she hasn't got that much going for her.
Meg Lanning goes pretty alright. Not great, but I wouldn't hesitate.
And, third agreeance(?) it is not sexist at all. Crass, yes. Sexist, no.

Yeah, she's ugly.

The PC brigade are out in force, be careful Jimmy!

 

[Xtreme]

That English cricketer above is definitely not attractive IMO.

The other Aussie cricketer is ok, would go. But not outstanding by any means.

And I'm sure at one point another we have all said something along the lines of "I'd heck the shit out of her" or "I would destroy her." Nothing sexist about it. It's how men talk around men.

The English cricketer would be a 3.5 - 4 on my scale of attractiveness.

Meg Lanning looks like a 7 in the photo, would need to see more to see if the 7 is justified.

 

[neroblack]

The English lass looks the goods to me. Wouldn't mind her getting down to my member's end to face a couple of balls.

 

[courtjester]

Yeah, she's ugly.

The PC brigade are out in force, be careful Jimmy!

This "smash", "destroy", "wreck" stuff, it's naught to do with being PC. I have no issue with guys checking girls out, saying I'd "go"/"shag"/"root" that. It's when it ventures in to the violent zone that I wonder what's going on. It's just not necessary, and I've noticed it becoming more prevalent.

 

[vealesy]

This "smash", "destroy", "wreck" stuff, it's naught to do with being PC. I have no issue with guys checking girls out, saying I'd "go"/"shag"/"root" that. It's when it ventures in to the violent zone that I wonder what's going on. It's just not necessary, and I've noticed it becoming more prevalent.

I blame all the pr0n.

 

[Cruyff14]

This "smash", "destroy", "wreck" stuff, it's naught to do with being PC. I have no issue with guys checking girls out, saying I'd "go"/"shag"/"root" that. It's when it ventures in to the violent zone that I wonder what's going on. It's just not necessary, and I've noticed it becoming more prevalent.

Clearly just other words for heck.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Smash, destroy, wreck.... It's like Greens economic policy. They can say whatever they want to sound tough and impressive but deep down they know they know they have no chance of ever being in a position to implement it. And if by some miracle they were they know they're not really capable of delivering.

 

[DirtySanchezWCE]

At work so cannot find/upload a pic - but Danni Wyatt from the English Cricket team does pretty well too.

 

[TassieEagle]

At work so cannot find/upload a pic - but Danni Wyatt from the English Cricket team does pretty well too.

Thats her according to Google. Pretty cute but no stunner and Ellyse has her covered by a fair way for mine.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Had a brutal HSC exam schedule (Year 12 in NSW) where I had 3 exams in 3 days. Biology was the last of them and I needed to spend the afternoon studying for it, especially since it was my worst subject. Instead I spent my afternoon watching Ellyse Perry youtube videos and fapping vigorously. I did very poorly in that Biology exam.

Bet you aced the "Female Anatomy" section though


(..toot toot!....)

 

[blueboy25]

Thats her according to Google. Pretty cute but no stunner and Ellyse has her covered by a fair way for mine.

She has just played a game of cricket, a picture of her in a dress (or bikini) will help with comparisons.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Thats her according to Google. Pretty cute but no stunner and Ellyse has her covered by a fair way for mine.

Would ****ing annihilate