Arts & Humanities Ellyse Perry

[TassieEagle]

She has just played a game of cricket, a picture of her in a dress (or bikini) will help with comparisons.

The lengths I go to. Google didn't really help so resorted going to her Twitter and found these:

 

[Marklar_33]

This "smash", "destroy", "wreck" stuff, it's naught to do with being PC. I have no issue with guys checking girls out, saying I'd "go"/"shag"/"root" that. It's when it ventures in to the violent zone that I wonder what's going on. It's just not necessary, and I've noticed it becoming more prevalent.

What about "cave her face in?" Is that cool?

 

[Zach Package]

What about "cave her face in?" Is that cool?

'I would absolutely cave her face it'...if I was bowling to her and she was batting without a helmet.
'I would smash her'...if she bowled me a wide half volley.
'I would wreck her'...batting technique because I feel it's not equipped to tackle the new ball.
'I would destroy her'...with my wood.

 

[Cruyff14]

She's not that good looking either.

 

[Xtreme]

The girl in the middle is more attractive

 

[Zach Package]

awkward nose shape

 

[TassieEagle]

and massive forehead.

 

[courtjester]

Clearly just other words for heck.

You're right. And wrong.

 

[Natho]

meg lanning has a better technique than warner.

 

[The Passenger]

meg lanning has a better technique than warner.

in bed?

 

[Natho]

in bed?

Warner just didnt cut it

 

[placebo]

I'd like to be the nuke to her Hiroshima.

 

[GoalSneak38]

Imagine the missus bowling smoke to you in the nets. Play a few hook shots and cover drives then cop a blowie behind the nets. Wicked!

 

[GoalSneak38]

Had a brutal HSC exam schedule (Year 12 in NSW) where I had 3 exams in 3 days. Biology was the last of them and I needed to spend the afternoon studying for it, especially since it was my worst subject. Instead I spent my afternoon watching Ellyse Perry youtube videos and fapping vigorously. I did very poorly in that Biology exam.

That is a ripper. I literally laughed hard

 

[TheSituation23]

still don't see how she's anything but a bit better than a plain Jane. i don't care if she is a gun at sport she really is nothing to write home about

 

[rayven]

Slightly worried about some posters...

 

[Zach Package]

well isn't she just the cuddly-wuddliest new ball bowler you've ever seen.

 

[Marklar_33]

well isn't she just the cuddly-wuddliest new ball bowler you've ever seen.

Second to Adam Dale

 

[Zach Package]

Second to Adam Dale

outstanding

 

[rayven]

well isn't she just the cuddly-wuddliest new ball bowler you've ever seen.

She scratches her balls and bangs them in, aiming at peoples heads, what the bloody hell do you think she'd do to yours? given half the chance?

 

[neroblack]

She scratches her balls and bangs them in, aiming at peoples heads, what the bloody hell do you think she'd do to yours? given half the chance?

Only one way to find out!

 

[Zach Package]

Hook her for six, if i get out, flop it out.

 

[phantom13]

So i just found this gem of a thread, met Ellyse last year at the F1 GP... She is gorgeous and if you disagree you are an abomination.

 

[HawkerHurricane]

if the rumours are true, she may have hooked up with Fyfe.. lucky bastard

Fyfe’s rumoured GIRLFRIEND spotted at 200th

Ellyse Perry has been spotted in the Fremantle rooms after Nat Fyfe’s 200th game, adding fuel to dating rumours between the Australian athlete and the AFL star.

www.perthnow.com.au

 

[PT Bar None]

I thought she changed teams?