Emo Song - Greatest!

MadRyan

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”My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab” And it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…like that guy from that band can do….some days you know...”

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

”My life is just a black abyss... ya know...it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.”

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right
I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

”My parents don’t get me ya know. They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy…well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay. I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways. I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend. I feel like tacos.”
 

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Eriiin

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No, not by the above definition at least. I like the music, that's all - which is why I think the song is ridiculous, as Emo is a music term, not a 'lifestyle' (as far as I am concerned).
 

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Sealen said:
I thought it was gonna be a real emo song :(
Cheer up, emo boy. Go and take pictures of yourself looking into the distance and brush your hair over your eyes. I still heart you, emo kid.

<3
 

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Eriiin said:
No, not by the above definition at least. I like the music, that's all - which is why I think the song is ridiculous, as Emo is a music term, not a 'lifestyle' (as far as I am concerned).
Emo is basically what goths are called now for some god known reason
 

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Eriiin said:
No, not by the above definition at least. I like the music, that's all - which is why I think the song is ridiculous, as Emo is a music term, not a 'lifestyle' (as far as I am concerned).
Lots of music styles are also associated with dress/attitude etc.....

Punk, rock, rap etc....
 

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Atreyu said:
Someone sent me the actual song last night. Im happy to send it to anyone thats interested. Its pretty damn funny.
Id like to hear what its like... sounds pretty funny.

If you could send it, that would be great.
 

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rfctigerarmy said:
Id like to hear what its like... sounds pretty funny.

If you could send it, that would be great.
If anyone wants the song, just PM me with your email address. I'll do it in the morning when i have acsess to my computer. Thanks.
 
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