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Paine deserves to be selected. All the keepers are in shit form and he played well for the CA XI.

Renshaw should have stayed and Bancroft should have come in at 6. I'd prefer Mitch Marsh to Shaun because at the very least he can ease the bowling load on the three guys who're actually going to win the series.
 

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******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?
 

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******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?
Nathan Lyon would go close, a mediocre off spinner who has kept his spot in the team mainly due to there being no better spinners around and he's good at leading the team song, he gets most of his wickets from batsmen trying to slog him out of the ground and getting caught in the outfield rather than from great spin bowling.
 

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Nathan Lyon would go close, a mediocre off spinner who has kept his spot in the team mainly due to there being no better spinners around and he's good at leading the team song, he gets most of his wickets from batsmen trying to slog him out of the ground and getting caught in the outfield rather than from great spin bowling.
Yeah, but like you said, no better options. There are many options better than ******* Darsh.
 

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******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?
It's about time someone gave the campaigner the Nancy Kerrigan treatment for the sake ofbthe country. :thumbsdown:

Nathan Lyon would go close, a mediocre off spinner who has kept his spot in the team mainly due to there being no better spinners around and he's good at leading the team song, he gets most of his wickets from batsmen trying to slog him out of the ground and getting caught in the outfield rather than from great spin bowling.
Are we seriously still living in a world where people rag on Lyon? FFS his record speaks for itself these days.
 

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******* Marsh, **** off. How much **** does his dad smoke to get him EIGHT ******* TEST RECALLS! Has anybody else in the history of Australian cricket been so fortunate?
Steve Waugh was kissed on the dick by the selectors more than any player in history.

May not have been dropped and recalled 8 times, but it took 8 years in his protected species undroppable career for his test average to bid farewell to the 20s.
 

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Steve Waugh was kissed on the dick by the selectors more than any player in history.

May not have been dropped and recalled 8 times, but it took 8 years in his protected species undroppable career for his test average to bid farewell to the 20s.
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