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What should my platform be?
Stronger booze, none of that mid-strength shit, no person's named David Warner or Stuart Broad are allowed to play the game of cricket ever again professionally, the English cricket team will were a golden sash on a black jumper instead of all white with a blue cap, minimum of 2 midgets per international cricket squad, Phillip Allison (creepy Richmond guy) to replace the Australian board of selectors and the Channel Nine commentary team to be replaced by re-runs of Tony Grieg, Bill Lawry and Richie Benaud, for a start.
 

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Decent pitches, stricter dress code.
F*** that, I like the dress code as it is.

Short-sleeved, button-up shirts for everyone. :rainbow:

Nope, football says no.

We just need a better curator. I reckon we should scour the subcontinent, they doctor pitches there all the time, let's find someone who can use those powers for good. :rainbow:

Stronger booze, none of that mid-strength shit, no person's named David Warner or Stuart Broad are allowed to play the game of cricket ever again professionally, the English cricket team will were a golden sash on a black jumper instead of all white with a blue cap, minimum of 2 midgets per international cricket squad, Phillip Allison (creepy Richmond guy) to replace the Australian board of selectors and the Channel Nine commentary team to be replaced by re-runs of Tony Grieg, Bill Lawry and Richie Benaud, for a start.
We already get full strength in the MCC. :cool:

Just make it a tall one so they can see you
Morgs wins best suggestion. :thumbsu:
 

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F*** that, I like the dress code as it is.

Short-sleeved, button-up shirts for everyone. :rainbow:



Nope, football says no.

We just need a better curator. I reckon we should scour the subcontinent, they doctor pitches there all the time, let's find someone who can use those powers for good. :rainbow:



We already get full strength in the MCC. :cool:



Morgs wins best suggestion. :thumbsu:
Add it to the list

#morgswasright #morgswins
 

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We just need a better curator. I reckon we should scour the subcontinent, they doctor pitches there all the time, let's find someone who can use those powers for good. :rainbow:
How long has a drop in been in place lol.
Don't think a curator change will make a pinch of difference.
Nope, football says no.
Like the SCG and Gabba that are drop in free :thumbsu:
 

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On the commentary, I recently watched streams of Afghanistan v Ireland and I enjoyed the Afghani commentary team more than Channel Nine's team, despite not having a clue what they were saying.
Stronger booze, none of that mid-strength shit, no person's named David Warner or Stuart Broad are allowed to play the game of cricket ever again professionally, the English cricket team will were a golden sash on a black jumper instead of all white with a blue cap, minimum of 2 midgets per international cricket squad, Phillip Allison (creepy Richmond guy) to replace the Australian board of selectors and the Channel Nine commentary team to be replaced by re-runs of Tony Grieg, Bill Lawry and Richie Benaud, for a start.
Replace the entire team with Billy Birmingham.
 

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