EPL Matchday 3

[darth_timon]

What's the world's cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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[Bradesmaen]

Sadio Moan-e

 

[darth_timon]

How do trains eat?
They choo choo

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[darth_timon]

What is blue but not heavy...?

LIGHT BLUE!

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[darth_timon]

Last one... My mate David lost his id the other day

Now we just call him dav

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[darth_timon]

Yet again Salah is too selfish.

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[Bradesmaen]

Yet again Salah is too selfish.

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So desperate to score against a top team...

 

[darth_timon]

Nice hit Jota!

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[Zidane98]

What a debut by Jota.

 

[Bradesmaen]

How is that a brilliant cross Gary? It was too deep and should have been cleared by Luiz... The ejaculations are just stupid.

 

[jd2010]

Live I thought for sure that would be overturned for handball

 

[darth_timon]

When Thiago is back we'll play some mouth-watering football.

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[darth_timon]

Three points, good performance, happy days

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[RossFC]

Merseyside clubs still flawless at the moment.

 

[jod23]

Levels there.

Very happy with that result. Jota looked seamless when he came in, like he'd been playing for us for years, him and Taki are gonna give some real depth up front this season.

 

[Zidane98]

Merseyside clubs still flawless at the moment.

And Villa.

 

[jod23]

How is that a brilliant cross Gary? It was too deep and should have been cleared by Luiz... The ejaculations are just stupid.

So we were awful then? Got lucky or??

 

[Bradesmaen]

So we were awful then? Got lucky or??

Relevance to a post about an individual incident?

 

[SM]

Anybody think this could be one of those super high scoring games?

0-2 within twenty minutes, and Fulham have already had three or four clear passes into the box.

Maybe a 2-5 or something like that coming up. I hope so.

Is your only interest in this board on betting tips?

 

[SM]

Hahahaha Andy robertson. Best Scottish left back is on the other team.

Down the right, Gomez caught up field and TAA not even in screen.

This aged well.

 

[Zidane98]

So we were awful then? Got lucky or??

We are lucky. Got 99 points last season with a crap RB, overrsted CB, Scottish LB who isnt even the best Scottish LB, a crap GK and an overrated VVD at CB.

 

[SM]

And Villa.

And Leicester..

 

[RossFC]

And Leicester..

And Hull City

 

[Bradesmaen]

This aged well.

Left backs first job is to stop a goal. Tierney wasn't even playing left back in the end hence why he was poor. Still a better left back.

 

[windyhill]

Pumped.