Essendon and the road to irrelevance

[kreuze_missile]

It's been a long known fact that the Victorian clubs schedulled to play Geelong at Kardinia Park are irrelevant.

The bus trip down the Princes Freeway has long been an annual pilgrimage for bottom feeder clubs like Naarm, Footscray, Seaford and Norf.

Things have been pretty grim down at Tullamarine after a zillion years without a finals win, the injections, the CEO they hired and fired the next day etc. etc.

So it comes as no surprise to see that Essendon have been schedulled to get the minibus down the road to irrlevance this Saturday night.

I think we can comfortably say the era of considering Essendon a Big 4 club is over. Minnow status confirmed.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Bombers have ownership on Bomber Thompson.

Bomber Thompson created the best team ever seen at Geelong.

Geelong are still using Bomber Thompson’s contacts to win flags.

Bomber made his fortune selling ice cubes to Eskimo’s on the frozen wastes of the Bellarine Peninsula.

And was delivered a beachside property complete with a villa and 40 acre piece of land thanks to Frank Costa for his efforts.

Geelong say FU to Gil & ASADA by still using this tried and true method.

With these facts taken into account in a 3 way circle, with points placed at north east, south west and west south in any chosen spot on the map Carlton still suffer.

The reason is because of Carlton’s lack of surf beaches, true Italians and landscapers.

So you can see the evidence is quite undeniable, Geelong & Essendon >>> Carlton in the modern era of AFL football.

 

[kreuze_missile]

What the actual fk did I just read?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

What the actual fk did I just read?

Here, it’s dangerous to go alone, take this;

 

[supportyourteam]

Playing at GMHBA this week. Misread the schedulled.

 

[aj1992]

Youse are all fried

 

[STPer18]

Down the M1, don't get lost floggos!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Game should be moved to the G which will be free.
Disgraceful that a s**t ground with construction work going on should be used for this game.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No wonder the Korio Kats can't even average 40k per game... by the end of the season it'll be more like 35k, and that only because the Big Teams kindly consent to let them play their home games at our MCG

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Game should be moved the G

Why, so even more Richmunt “members” have an excuse NOT to show up at the place?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yeh those Tuggers, always not turning up to Geelong v Essendon games - what a pack of fair weather fans

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Game should be moved the G which will be free.
Disgraceful that a s**t ground with construction work going on should be used for this game.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Yeh those Tuggers, always not turning up to Geelong v Essendon games - what a pack of fair weather fans

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Game should be moved the G

Why, so even more Richmunt “members” have an excuse NOT to show up at the place?

 

[zackah]

It’s funny because the AFL thought we were going to be s**t this year but it turns out that was Carlton

Probably a good thing parish gets a taste of what playing at a minnow shitshow looks like too. Expect an Essendon contract extension announced Monday

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s funny because the AFL thought we were going to be s**t this year

TBF everyone thought that

Based on: this century

 

[zackah]

TBF everyone thought that

Based on: this century

And yet you were all wrong

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

And yet you were all wrong

Oh, have you won a final already?

That 18 years just flew by

 

[zackah]

Oh, have you won a final already?

That 18 years just flew by

In July? Do you even afl?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

In July?

Oh I see. Well in that case

 

[Dinsdale]

What the actual fk did I just read?

ChatGPT is on drugs