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[Eastern Rangers]

You guys aren't going to know what hit you tomorrow night.....

A skinny teenager. Mackenzie will be licking his lips.

 

[Goldfish]

Ask the goldfish if he can hit a target or not.

Hard to see from the stomach of the beast.

 

[pantskyle]

I was under the impression that Beau couldn't hit a target?

Deadly accurate with shoulders.

 

[hurlygurdy]

Lazy Dons.

Oh that was too easy Hope our midfield leads you around in the same way

 

[pantskyle]

Oh that was too easy Hope our midfield leads you around in the same way

Haven't you heard? We're indestructible.

 

[Tommy08]

Haven't you heard? We're indestructible.

Shuey may miss with hysterical pregnancy

 

[Andronicus]

Deadly accurate with shoulders.

They could make dangerous contact with Daniher around his knees.

Also, we would be most appreciative if Brad Razzle Dalziell could play. Pity Embley is out. He is to the eagles, what Ginobli was to the spurs in game 7. Liabilty central.

 

[Oneiros]

They could make dangerous contact with Daniher around his knees.

Also, we would be most appreciative if Brad Razzle Dalziell could play. Pity Embley is out. He is to the eagles, what Ginobli was to the spurs in game 7. Liabilty central.

We could loan him to you junior-footy style if you guys want him

 

[Andronicus]

We could loan him to you junior-footy style if you guys want him

He may provide some benefit to the Eagles for a change then.

 

[Oneiros]

He may provide some benefit to the Eagles for a change then.

We have a number of players that it's difficult to insult us about you only get a week to think up lines, we get a whole season, so we tend to be well ahead of the curb!

 

[Andronicus]

Haha

I guess its like a shot about Fletchers age.

 

[Oneiros]

Haha

I guess its like a shot about Fletchers age.

And how is Methuselah-with-a-triple-bypass anyway?

 

[Nuke Fremantle]

Haha

I guess its like a shot about Fletchers age.

How's Heppell these days? Still the biggest squib in the comp?

 

[Andronicus]

And how is Methuselah-with-a-triple-bypass anyway?

A walking advertisement for the wonders of modern surgery practices.

 

[Andronicus]

How's Heppell these days? Still the biggest squib in the comp?

The guy thats having a remarkably better year than Shuey?

I thought in the years following the Rising Star we were supposed to see how wrong the judges were. Very glad we got who we did.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Shuey may miss with hysterical pregnancy

Nicoski to miss the rest of the season thanks to a slight breeze.

 

[Halftimehero]

How are the Eagles gonna get any Free kicks this week without the Selwoods out there dropping to there knees all the time?

 

[Halftimehero]

How's Heppell these days? Still the biggest squib in the comp?

killing it actually

 

[Barney44]

The guy in the tank top does have an Essendon type physique.

Am I that old that people don't recognise Jean Claude Van Damme anymore?

 

[Eastern Rangers]

The guy thats having a remarkably better year than Shuey?

I thought in the years following the Rising Star we were supposed to see how wrong the judges were. Very glad we got who we did.

No he's not, perhaps marginally better or about the same and that's before you add context such as Shuey being our number one midfielder, our teams general performance ect...

 

[Halftimehero]

No he's not, perhaps marginally better or about the same and that's before you add context such as Shuey being our number one midfielder, our teams general performance ect...

Whats this got to do with it?

 

[lmach]

The guy thats having a remarkably better year than Shuey?

I thought in the years following the Rising Star we were supposed to see how wrong the judges were. Very glad we got who we did.

Shuey cops the opposition's number one tag and is still having a better year than Dyson Shortsteppell.

 

[Biggie]

The guy thats having a remarkably better year than Shuey?

I thought in the years following the Rising Star we were supposed to see how wrong the judges were. Very glad we got who we did.

No one tags a butcher of the footy.

Nice hair but.

 

[Halftimehero]

Shuey cops the opposition's number one tag and is still having a better year than Dyson Shortsteppell.

That's a lie

 

[Eaglemaniac]

No one tags a butcher of the footy.

Nice hair but.

Heppell does have better hair. Its like one of those optic fibre lamps...