Vintage Bay Essendon supporters say the darndest things

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Has disgraced former Essendon coach James Hird been laughed out of court again yet? This whole saga feels like it's been going for years :drunk:
I believe he has lodged an appeal with God directly. I believe it will be heard next month. If that fails he will then appeal to Buddha.
 

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I believe he has lodged an appeal with God directly. I believe it will be heard next month. If that fails he will then appeal to Buddha.
I won't be releasing Buddha to judge Hird in any way shape or form.
He is currently chillaxing in my backyard under a shade cloth with his feet submerged in the pool with a tasty summer cocktail in hand.
Disturb me and I will force you to do the Lotus pose for year were his last words to me this morning.
I think he's made his point.
I don't even know what a Lotus pose is?.
 

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I won't be releasing Buddha to judge Hird in any way shape or form.
He is currently chillaxing in my backyard under a shade cloth with his feet submerged in the pool with a tasty summer cocktail in hand.
Disturb me and I will force you to do the Lotus pose for year were his last words to me this morning.
I think he's made his point.
I don't even know what a Lotus pose is?.
Ask him what the beef with his brother is.
 

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Ask him what the beef with his brother is.
Your Jedi mind games will not work on me young padawan.(as I said earlier,I don't know what the lotus pose is and don't wish to be positioned in it for a year).
I will however pass your question onto Siddhãrtha when he's ready for his next Seabreeze!.
 

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Your Jedi mind games will not work on me young padawan.(as I said earlier,I don't know what the lotus pose is and don't wish to be positioned in it for a year).
I will however pass your question onto Siddhãrtha when he's ready for his next Seabreeze!.
.....at a humanly guess though LW,his brother probably suffered from shit sibling syndrome.
I was referring to the bitterness between Garry "Buddha" Hocking and his brother Steve Hocking.
 
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