Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

[Duckworth]

I thought all you Hawthorn supporters were at the Tour de France? I see your ugly jumper in the background each year.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Yep. It would be nice if Fletcher could actually get to a contest like Gibson does wouldn't it? I don't think I have seen Fletcher get to any contests this year.

Half the Essendon flogs on SEN are calling for Fletcher to be AA... LULZ

 

[Brown n Gold]

I thought all you Hawthorn supporters were at the Tour de France? I see your ugly jumper in the background each year.

Yet you have it on your avatar...

 

[Brown n Gold]

Yeah maybe Hurley coming back with a hamstring injury and Schoenfaker may be able to stop him. Not hard when a player cant run. mate if Hawthorn suffered anywhere the the number of injuries that Essendon has this year, or for the last 10 years, you wouldnt have jagged that one flag. Funnily enough i have a few Hawthorn mates who are just like you. Proud and loud when you win and dissappear into oblivion when they are crap. So lets hope you guys fade out end of this season and for next year and you can go back to your cave and go into hybernation.

Not likely Cameron Bruce and maybe Changa Bateman will be the only oldies to drop off the list.. plenty of young talent to keep us right at the pointy end for the next 4-5 years.

 

[SirJimi05]

Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

Yeah, why not!

 

[Duckworth]

Yet you have it on your avatar...

People have all sorts of shit in there avatars, me included

 

[Duckworth]

Half the Essendon flogs on SEN are calling for Fletcher to be AA... LULZ

Don't watch much football eh? Fletcher would be there abouts. Probably just squeezed out or in, depending on your persuasion.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Don't watch much football eh? Fletcher would be there abouts. Probably just squeezed out or in, depending on your persuasion.

Wouldn't be hard to pick 5 or 6 better tall / 3rd tall defenders for AA.. Fletcher was very good in the first 8 rounds when it was one way traffic for the bombers but since then he has been found out a few times and hasn't been able to get to contests 3rd up like he's been doing for the last 20 odd years.

Richards
Taylor
Glass
Talia
Gibson
Rance

 

[Call Me Cake]

Regarding the thread... we should really win this match, but if we come in with that same mindset we had against Richmond we will get rolled, however if we play to our abilities then we will win well.

If we win, it'll be because we've finally started to pull the finger out of our asses, and not because of how overrated you've become.

Flat track bullies and then you pull a Carlton on an out of form Pies that are building to peak at finals time, now you're hot shit.

Line in the ****ing sand it is. Never been a more perfect time.

 

[Brown n Gold]

If we win, it'll be because we've finally started to pull the finger out of our asses, and not because of how overrated you've become.

Flat track bullies and then you pull a Carlton on an out of form Pies that are building to peak at finals time.

Line in the ******* sand it is.

a) You wont win

b) We did not pull a Carlton, we beat the Pies in round 1, they were ready for us. Our structures are holding up very nicely as is Clarko's gameplan..

 

[SSSSSS]

Hawthorn Franklins to beat the Essendon Watsons by 42 points

 

[yaco55]

Wouldn't be hard to pick 5 or 6 better tall / 3rd tall defenders for AA.. Fletcher was very good in the first 8 rounds when it was one way traffic for the bombers but since then he has been found out a few times and hasn't been able to get to contests 3rd up like he's been doing for the last 20 odd years.

Richards
Taylor
Glass
Talia
Gibson
Rance

The only two I would place ahead of Fletcher are Richards and Taylor - And usually three talls are selected in defence.

 

[pacman]

The second? and that's a LONG way off. I believe you're helping my case for classic under-performing.

The first...
Steven Bradbury says hi.

He said hello to you guys in 84.

 

[Tassieboy]

He said hello to you guys in 84.

Not bad

 

[Slattery_20]

Enormous shame this game is at Etihad. We could have filled the G.

Terrific this game is at the dome.
We can (& will) fill it.
No Hawks.


Empty pre-paid seat > Hawk member

 

[Lord Nicholson]

He said hello to you guys in 84.

Yeah, damn shame we weren't able to back that one up the following year and missed the finals completely like Hawtho--... oh, wait that bit didn't happen. Carry on.

 

[Slattery_20]

Sucked in, all you Hawkers!
You're on a roll, just smashed one of the other chances, you're gunna win against a hated rival by a million points and NONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET A TICKET!!!
So - ha.
Ha ha.


Come back here and I'll gnaw your arms off...

 

[pacman]

Sucked in, all you Hawkers!
You're on a roll, just smashed one of the other chances, you're gunna win against a hated rival by a million points and NONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET A TICKET!!!
So - ha.
Ha ha.


Come back here and I'll gnaw your arms off...

Whilst you Bomber Muppets will go to the game thinking you're a chance and at quarter time will be peeved you've even bothered making the effort.

 

[pacman]

Yeah, damn shame we weren't able to back that one up the following year and missed the finals completely like Hawtho--... oh, wait that bit didn't happen. Carry on.

How does Bradbury work????
Best team of the year didn't win the 84 flag.

 

[Slattery_20]

Severe missing of point is severe. Out on the full, just barely inside the 50m arc. Flick the old radar from 'Buddy' mode to 'Lockett' and try again, pacman.

 

[Jesse Custer]

I'v been here trolling Essendon for the last 4 years. Win, lose or draw. And I will be here next week trolling Essendon, win, lose or draw.

How awesome, your life must be so exciting.

 

[Slattery_20]

How does Bradbury work????
Best team of the year didn't win the 84 flag.

Game clear on top side won flag - 12 or 13 more scoring shots.
130+ point prelim win.
Business as usual.

pacman - we lost by a million points last week, you won by a million points, and you're still failing at this - miserably. Maybe footy banter is not your thing? Maybe try macrame, or local politics?

 

[pacman]

Severe missing of point is severe. Out on the full, just barely inside the 50m arc. Flick the old radar from 'Buddy' mode to 'Lockett' and try again, pacman.

Got the point but I replied to the general Bomber fans, not the one realistic fan.
Isn't this thread about banter? Don't get serious on me.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

How does Bradbury work????
Best team of the year didn't win the 84 flag.

Best team of the year is the premier, dingus.

Just who were the minor premiers, anyway?

Also, a Bradbury would indicate that they fell ass-backwards into it and couldn't back it up with performances in the following years. Like Hawthorn '08... prevented from even competing in the finals by a side that would 1 week later have Nathan Lovett-Murray and Cale Hooker on ruck duties. Wowser.

 

[Pweter]

Might not watch the upset of round 18.

I don't think I can handle Bruce creaming himself every time Cyril gets one of his few overrated possessions. It's a worse obsession than he has for Judd. And he'll then take the entire commentary team along for the ride.