Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

[cash]

we need to put steel plates in the walls of the coaches box at etihad.
Kick the ball to suckling, wait for him to do something stupid.
Clarkson is taken off to the hospital and they are left tactically rudderless.

 

[Cynic]

we need to put steel plates in the walls of the coaches box at etihad.
Kick the ball to suckling, wait for him to do something stupid.
Clarkson is taken off to the hospital and they are left tactically rudderless.

Kick the ball to Suckling? Sounds like a preemptive excuse for when our back line cuts you up.

 

[cash]

wrong thread...

 

[Tassieboy]

wrong thread...

My simplistic brain has no idea what you're on about...

 

[cash]

My simplistic brain has no idea what you're on about...

I accidently wrote a response to the caddy thread in here which made no sense.
So I removed it and replaced it with a post which made even less sense

 

[bugalugs213]

Hope they show no mercy on the Bombers this week.
No forward line and a defense that leaked goals to the old cats point to a long night for bombers fans.
Hawks by 80.

 

[Rack Watts]

We're gonna ****ing smash you, **** off ******.
Essendon by 41.

 

[Jaeger]

We're going to give you nightmares.

I'm looking forward to Mitchell showing the entire nation just how much better he is than your captain.

Essendon may never recover from what we do to them on Friday night.

Surrender or die.

 

[smooth mover]

Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

OK, I will back my team anyday win, lose or draw! But seeing as though ur so confident & as u have said on the "Robust discussion thread" yesterday that u think u's will win by 40-60 points then u shouldn't mind giving me that 40 points in? I am not a gambler but when it comes to my bombers I will back them 100% everytime, never ever have I tipped against them once in my 20yrs of footy tipping! Balls in ur court? Besides I can stay off here for a whole month if we lose so I dont have to look at ur sig of choice, but can u stand to look at mine for 6months if we win?? As I will let every other essendon big footy member help me out with 1 if we win & surely out of everyone we will find something that u cant stand to look at every time u post???? Bit of fun....

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Clarko laying into, what was it, under 9's?

Most backhanded opposition prep ever. Respect.

 

[MightyHawks]

Well we have lost to Richmond this year, and some people have suggested you may follow in their footsteps

Are you guys going to wear that awesome grey jumper again?

 

[Tassieboy]

Well we have lost to Richmond this year, and some people have suggested you may follow in their footsteps

Are you guys going to wear that awesome grey jumper again?

No, thank ****. Red and black back this week

 

[The Dustbin]

We are still a big chance to win this game, because of one man - Schoenmakers. Hawk supporters please don't bother to try and defend him.

 

[DVD Player]

Hello friends,

I am looking forward to Hawthorn exposing Essendon on Friday night for the frauds they are. I have never been so confident as I am now going into a Hawks/Dons clash. I really hope Hurley plays so Schoenmakers can expose him for the plodder he is. Yes, I think Schoenmakers has had a better year than Hurley.

I am so confident about this game, I am willing to lay down 6 to 1 on a sig bet. If Essendon win, I will wear your sig of choice on BF for 6 months. If Hawthorn win, you will wear my sig of choice for only 1 month. Any takers?

You've changed Donky. You used to be cool.

 

[The Dustbin]

Gibson is miles ahead, hasn't had a goal kicked on him in 8 weeks...

Has he played on someone the last 8 weeks? Or has he just floated in and out of contests - 3rd/4th man up.

 

[hawkman]

We are still a big chance to win this game, because of one man - Schoenmakers. Hawk supporters please don't bother to try and defend him.

Miss the game on the weekend?

He has been beaten maybe 3 times this year

 

[MinerBoy]

Sick and tired or being referred to as the scum especially by a urnie and pooh colored team. From now on they will be refered to as "Faeces" and every time we hit them more and more will leak from their cavities. Time to play hard tackling football and these pricks are just hte team to practice on.

You Scum supporters are so precious.

 

[MinerBoy]

Sucked in, all you Hawkers!
You're on a roll, just smashed one of the other chances, you're gunna win against a hated rival by a million points and NONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET A TICKET!!!
So - ha.
Ha ha.


Come back here and I'll gnaw your arms off...

I can live with that.

 

[MinerBoy]

Best team of the year is the premier, dingus.

Just who were the minor premiers, anyway?

Also, a Bradbury would indicate that they fell arse-backwards into it and couldn't back it up with performances in the following years. Like Hawthorn '08... prevented from even competing in the finals by a side that would 1 week later have Nathan Lovett-Murray and Cale Hooker on ruck duties. Wowser.

Against a side that had Beau Dowler as the key forward that day with so many players out, Bailey injured early and forearms Lloyd doing his only useful thing for the season when he took at the half time BOG and left us another player down.....and you still just got up with everything going for you.

Great win and well backed up the next week. I believe that is what they call a Bradbury isn't it?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Miss the game on the weekend?

He has been beaten maybe 3 times this year

That would be the 3 times he had a man then yeah?

 

[MinerBoy]

Look, Cyril will look very good and move well around the packs, possibly going near the ball sometimes too, causing Bruce to use such adjectives as "beautiful" and "special", possibly even both in one sentence. Don't feel bad though, he does the same with Betts as well.

As for Hale, Bellchambers will carve him a new one.

Has the cave man taken up whittling?

 

[MinerBoy]

It's hilarious how similar this game is to the Carlton game.

They honestly think they are shit hot after knocking over Collingwood.........

I regard anyone who beats as Collingwood as shit hot.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Against a side that had Beau Dowler as the key forward that day with so many players out, Bailey injured early and forearms Lloyd doing his only useful thing for the season when he took at the half time BOG and left us another player down.....and you still just got up with everything going for you.

Great win and well backed up the next week. I believe that is what they call a Bradbury isn't it?

It's a shithouse side preventing the reigning premier from even playing finals. It's not a Bradbury, it's just sad, really.

 

[MinerBoy]

It's a shithouse side preventing the reigning premier from even playing finals. It's not a Bradbury, it's just sad, really.

Like I said, you finally got over the top of a 2 man down Box Hill side that day. Kudos.

Since then young Beau has moved on and been replaced by the leagues best forward line even without Buddy. Buddy in or out doesn't even matter against you blokes anymore. It didn't last year and it won't Friday night.

Our biggest issue is working out which of our forwards will kick the biggest bag this week.

 

[MinerBoy]

Great idea for a thread too btw guys.