Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Imo if they want to make drug references so be it, it is a banter thread after all. As long as the entire thread doesn't become a full on ASADA/Dank/AOD shitfight then let it go

In saying that, hope we bury the tanking criminals. Watch our players bully them again this week, maybe they can try and do some more investigating on us afterwards

 

[BlueBelle]

Then you don't care?

 

[vaughany]

****Carlton supporters feel free to make your lame drug references about our club***

Is super spud Hampson playing?

 

[VelvetSledge]

Then you don't care?

Personally, no, I don't care. I'm not one to partake in the banter threads too much.

DapperDon stated this in his initial post, I'm merely retracing what he's said.

 

[zackah]

Meh let the drug references slide in this thread.

They are Carltank supporters after all. Their collective intelligence to come up with any other sort of insult is probably lacking anyway.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Why?

Have a ****ing guess.

 

[dnbassador]

Thank You Carlton! No Seriously

We wouldn't have Brendan Goddard if you guys didn't use the Tanking Technique

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Wish we had Sam Lonergan for this match, would be a perfect opponent for Carrazzo if he was to return

 

[SpaceCow]

Shame to see spud Jetta not playing as much this year. Always enjoyed seeing him do his regular downhill skiing and exhibiting his general softness. At least Davey is there to pick up some of the slack.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Shame to see spud Jetta not playing as much this year. Always enjoyed seeing him do his regular downhill skiing and exhibiting his general softness. At least Davey is there to pick up some of the slack.

Unfortunately your badmouthing of Jetta around here probably fits in.

 

[BlueBelle]

Thank You Carlton! No Seriously

We wouldn't have Brendan Goddard if you guys didn't use the Tanking Technique

Seeeee. You should like us for that alone! After all, at least he can still play in the coming weeks, unlike the rest of your doped up players.

What's better is, your fave son is going to be the one to blame! Hahaha!

Should've walked with your Prez and shown some dignity at least.

 

[DapperDon]

Imo if they want to make drug references so be it, it is a banter thread after all. As long as the entire thread doesn't become a full on ASADA/Dank/AOD shitfight then let it go

This was the main reason I didn't want it, we've heard all the jokes. It personally doesn't bother me, but it would be better if they could think outside the square in terms of banter. It will also save them from being carded if they go too far with the drug references.

It's a banter thread for footy, talk about how shit our players are. How poor we are now it's June or how Essendon's record against Mick isn't very pretty. Use those tiny paperbag brains of yours scumfans and let's have some fun.

Surely some of you are capable of it.

 

[zackah]

Is Judd going to play this week or is his vagina still sore?

 

[Bark Maguley]

Shame to see spud Jetta not playing as much this year. Always enjoyed seeing him do his regular downhill skiing and exhibiting his general softness. At least Davey is there to pick up some of the slack.

You know you got a good list when they pick on Jetta lmfao

 

[monty1104]

Carlton supporters, the drugs saga rules DO apply for this thread. Let's not forget that.

Love your use of bold and larger font type. Almost made me think you were a mod. Almost.

 

[I LOVE THE CFC]

We've absolutely smashed you guys 4 out of the last 6 games we've played you. That will 5 of 7 after Friday night. Bring the lube...

 

[dnbassador]

Seeeee. You should like us for that alone! After all, at least he can still play in the coming weeks, unlike the rest of your doped up players.

What's better is, your fave son is going to be the one to blame! Hahaha!

Should've walked with your Prez and shown some dignity at least.

The offended you will feel on Brownlow Night this year and the Winner is...................Wait for it.............


Jobe Watson!

 

[Bark Maguley]

Can't wait to see Judd get rubbed out for 8 weeks for eye gouging, low blowing, kicking Kommer

 

[monty1104]

Oh, and, errrrr........ Carlton suck and they tank and John Elliott, etc., etc.

 

[BlueBelle]

The offended you will feel on Brownlow Night this year and the Winner is...................Wait for it.............


Jobe Watson!

I actually like Jobe, so no. Try again

 

[vaughany]

That awkward moment when Megan Gale can't attend the match because super spud Hampson is not playing seniors

 

[BlueBelle]

Oh, and, errrrr........ Carlton suck and they tank and John Elliott, etc., etc.

Yep, and we copped our right whack but wait for it... So will you drug cheats!!!

 

[monty1104]

 

[SpaceCow]

You know you got a good list when they pick on Jetta lmfao

Nah, it's just because his softness was so apparent when he played that it burns in your memory.

Who the hell else do you have in the way of small forwards?

Davey is as aforementioned nearly as bad as Jetta.
Winderlich is a decent journeyman.

I can't think of any of the other duds except for Delolio.

 

[sneakyjetta]

i would turn gay for henderson (srs) the guy is a sexy mofo