Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[monty1104]

Can't handle the banter (truth)?

Cmon bro, you're on the Essendon board now, you need to lift your game. This would have been more fitting on a board of such high quality standards....

 

[BlueBelle]

Yes he is a dill for not knowing that all Carlton players and supporters are girls.

Seriously, is that all you've got? Lame but suppose I shouldn't be surprised

 

[raskolnikov]

Seriously, is that all you've got? Lame but suppose I shouldn't be surprised

No it's not all I've got. Stay tuned.

 

[bombermick]

Carlton, give us Krezuer. Then we can play him alongside JD and have the hunkiest ruck duo of all time!

 

[bombermick]

Carlton, give us Krezuer. Then we can play him alongside JD and have the hunkiest ruck duo of all time!

 

[monty1104]

Carlton, give us Krezuer. Then we can play him alongside JD and have the hunkiest ruck duo of all time!

If we went down this avenue, It'd only be fitting that this man becomes our ruck coach

 

[Cringle]

Yes he is a dill for not knowing that all Carlton players and supporters are girls.

That was almost funny. Almost

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Good ol' Reimers, would play his usual two good games a year against Carlton and be complete shit for the rest

 

[Ozzie93]

In daniher to destroy the scum.

 

[bombermick]

If we went down this avenue, It'd only be fitting that this man becomes our ruck coach

Love your work. And it would only be fitting if the Hawks gave us Roughy as well. Oh and yes, Carlton suck blah blah.

 

[saladodger]

We've absolutely smashed you guys 4 out of the last 6 games we've played you. That will 5 of 7 after Friday night. Bring the lube...

No lube required, rumour is Murph and 1 other Carlton lad can comfortably accommodate a couple of 'large' gentleman without assistance.
Any Blues win since the noughties spoon-a-thon is void due to the draft picks obtained via match fixing, we'll take the four points but our opponents are not worthy of our time and effort.

 

[Doss]

I hear Carlton are still privately seething.

 

[Kramer1]

When you Essendon flogs are done dry humping each other about how attractive our players are and how queer you wish our captain was can we talk a little football. Let's talk about our last match...a few wins doesn't wash away the shame of that pathetic capitulation...performances like that demean an otherwise sound rivalry.

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

They have an inferior/overrated midfield, putrid defense (bar Jamison if they go with the expensive sticky tape for his shoulders) and a forward line that wilts like a pansy when any sort of aggression or defensive pressure is applied. I'd be shocked if we don't win by 10 goals...

 

[Kramer1]

They have an inferior/overrated midfield, putrid defense (bar Jamison if they go with the expensive sticky tape for his shoulders) and a forward line that wilts like a pansy when any sort of aggression or defensive pressure is applied. I'd be shocked if we don't win by 10 goals...

A 25 goal turnaround would be something to see...

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

A 25 goal turnaround would be something to see...

It will, and if you turn off/leave at three quarter time I'll be sure to take a screenshot for you

 

[2one2]

Hurley is living off glories from a single game.
Ryder fits in nicely with soft****s like Davey.
Gumbleton goes alright but he's leaving for the Bulldogs in the offseason.


Waite is currently a better forward than anything you guys have.

Look forward to having the Carlton "defence" play them back into form

 

[Vtorians]

Game will be a hot contest after last weeks loss, Carl will wilt even under slight physical pressure. Ess by 30+

 

[The Prosecutor]

I would love for the club to send Carlton a mock version of this.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Can't handle the banter (truth)?

There really do seem to be quite a lot of ASADA officials on this website.

 

[eth-dog]

There really do seem to be quite a lot of ASADA officials on this website.

Especially considering there are about a dozen employees for ASADA irl

 

[BlueBelle]

No lube required, rumour is Murph and 1 other Carlton lad can comfortably accommodate a couple of 'large' gentleman without assistance.
Any Blues win since the noughties spoon-a-thon is void due to the draft picks obtained via match fixing, we'll take the four points but our opponents are not worthy of our time and effort.

David Hille board

 

[Jesse Custer]

unfortunately I can't get back my 2 mins from skipping through this thread....

 

[Sin City]

I spoke to two farmers today.

They saw an eagle flying with a serpent clutched in its talons.

This is a sign from Apollo.

We will win a great victory on Friday.

 

[bacon buster]

you guys must be happy Monfries isn't playing.