pantskyle
I'm nice now
- Oct 1, 2007
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#SCANDAL -
Huge news out of Wolves HQ this afternoon, after a second straight defeat and reports of unrest from the leadership group an emergency meeting was called to question captain Quivorir in regards to allegations of favouritism to posters who have a whinge to get better spots on field, leadership group members SM and pantskyle verbally attacked Quivorir from the front when other member Willo_ produced a knife which strongly resembled the one that brahj used to stab DemonJim with in Las Vegas. The dagger planted squarely in the middle of Quiv's rubbery spine with Mountain Dew sprouting forth from his wounds, Willo_ has stolen the captaincy straight from Quivs cold dead hands after Quiv said to Willo one week ago "You'll have to take the captaincy from my cold dead hands", a shocked Quiv spun around and cried out "Et tu, Willo_?" a single tear resembling spookism rolling down his cheek. The dream of captaincy over shortly after it begun, with one final breath Quivorir mutters "The Swamprats are the shittiest team to banter against in the league"...
... A new hero emerges out of Geelong, not just any hero, not some water guzzling campaigner, a mans man, a man so manly other men ask him to sign their groins to make it stronger, a new hope, a new beginning. Captain Willo_.
League, I ask you, from this wild ride, what was your favourite Quivorir captaincy moment?
***DRAMATIZATION, QUIV DIDN'T DIE***
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