Everyday Simpsons references

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I could do this all night. If someone goes with me, i will.

Dad what's a mop?

Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hahahaha....so to answer your question i don't know.

I use that all the time when i dunno where to go next in a conversation.
 
"So i says blue M'n'M, red M'n'M they all end up the same colour in the end"
 

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A couple of ones i sometimes bring up are when Homer is drunkenly talking or writing:

In a postcard to Marge: "Y'know Marge, maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit, they got these salted things here that mmmasahrea aspda wwrwmr 5 dollars!?! Get outta here..."

And then helping explain women to Bart: "A woman is just like a uhhhh...refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds...they make ice...wait no a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't just drink one, you gotta drink another woman...
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So i says yeh?!You want that money, go and find it cause i dunno where it is ya baloni. Yoooou make me wanna WRETCH...*falls asleep*

A few of those lines i use when i see someone who's clearly worse for wear after a few drinks.
 
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Gonna start using this whenever i go to the bathroom
"I don't need to wash my hands, cause i'm homer simpson"

Man I love that episode, close second to the Dental plan episode
 
When someone is needlessly angry: "Old Man Yells at Cloud"
 
I use them all the time without even realising. Most have been said 10 times already but the two I use the most are.

Bart - "Whoaaa that's good squishy" - To anything that tastes good.

and

Comic Book guy - "Worst episode ever" - Pretty much in just describing anything and everything.
 
Was watching the Stonecutters ep (one of my faves) today and remembered one I use whenever someone asks me a question that they expect me to know the answer to.

Marge: 'You know, Homer, you are a member of a very exclusive club...'
Homer: 'The Black Panthers?'
 
Notorious_29 said:
I use them all the time without even realising. Most have been said 10 times already but the two I use the most are.

Bart - "Whoaaa that's good squishy" - To anything that tastes good.

and

Comic Book guy - "Worst episode ever" - Pretty much in just describing anything and everything.
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I always use that first one, do you even say it the way he says it as well? I even do that strange noise before he says the line as well. Odd.
 
No, through savings and wise investments. OF COURSE WITH GREASE.
 

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"That's the worst name I ever heard" seems to get a bit of a run.


Also love the 'A beer is like a woman' bit
 
Occasionally, when we are going out, if I see people in our street I will say 'Ooh I don't like the look of those teenagers' a la Abe Simpson when he and his nursing home friends were set to leave.
 
The one when Homer gets prescribed pot is pretty good for lines.

"You're covered in a very fine fuzz"

"WE HAVE A KITCHEN!?!"

"We can't just stand here looking at our hands...wellll..."

"They call 'em fingers, but i never see 'em fing...Oh wait there they go."
 
Just remembered another one I use too much, when somebody's whinging at me or complaining about a boyfriend/girlfriend:

"This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir. Now if you don’t want the sofa, I’ll have to ask you to leave."

:D:thumbsu:
 
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