Everyday Simpsons references

[raskolnikov]

The other day my five year old nephew told my sister that he wanted a purple beanie. When my sister asked him why he wanted a purple one he said, "I want to be a girl". I said, "One problem at a time boy".

 

[thekelvin]

far and away the easiest one to use is Bye!in the voice of Snake when he bowls against the Pin Pals. ("1,2,3...45678910. Bye!")

I always do that!

 

[Scottland2007]

"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry" gets used whenever I'm on the tools at home and it goes horribly wrong.

 

[jod23]

Oh, and when selecting a video game to play with someone:

"But how is that game going to help your putting?"

“Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. (Beep) You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? (Beep) Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. (Beep, beep, beep) You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven eight seven to swing." (Beep beep beep)
"Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again? (Beep) You have selected, "No.”

The best. Just the best.

Also Bonesaw...

Mum you better get two, im not sharing with Caitlin! Hahah

I always use the "shut up mum" quote from that episode when im joking around with my mum

 

[Scottland2007]

Watching the Oscar Pistorious trial, waiting for him to yell "Come on Frenchy, say "Chowder""!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Another was a 'you had to be there' moment but it might still work. I was at the cinemas with a few mates. As the film starts there is usually a film company's intro (Like 20th century fox's spotlight thing). Just as that ends and everything goes silent before the movie starts my mate says "MONO - doh". I just started pissing myself for about 5 minutes.

At the movies I'll often use either: "Oh, I remember. The secret password was the nursery rhyme he told his kid", or "So the cops knew Internal Affairs were setting them up? ... When I get bored I make up my own movie".

 

[Scottland2007]

Friend of mine getting 4 new tyres. Sent him this photo:

 

[Scottland2007]

Then added "you hear that clunk?"

 

[Scottland2007]

My son is watching star wars episode 1 and all I can think of is "my characters are getting better all the time, now that we have perfected digital eyelash rendering".

 

[Scottland2007]

"Lord Kryloc, if you want to take that reduction, you'll need to bring your receipts"

 

[glenferry23]

My son is watching star wars episode 1 and all I can think of is "my characters are getting better all the time, now that we have perfected digital eyelash rendering".

Worst Cosmic Wars ever.

I will only watch it three more times.

Today.

 

[Scottland2007]

Facebook thread "here's to all the kids that can never find there name in gift shops". First thing I think of and post "need more Bort license plates".

 

[Scottland2007]

The image in my head whilst taking my 1 year old down an enclosed slide:

 

[Vekgib]

The image in my head whilst taking my 1 year old down an enclosed slide: View attachment 53659

That image is the first thing I think of when we go to Wet n Wild

 

[Scottland2007]

That image is the first thing I think of when we go to Wet n Wild

H 2 Whoa!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Some excellent work by whoever runs the North Melbourne twitter account: