Everyday Simpsons references

[Redemptionin09]

One I used the other day was "Well, turn something on I'm starting to think!", it got a chuckle out of my mates

But, I used this one so much I even used it today, I do it to break silence... "Mendoza!!!!!!!"

 

[And_ROOS]

My brother was at work and they were overworked, and he tells his co-worker he has been a trooper, and straight away his co-worker without missing a beat goes:
You made Lisa cry... then i cried... then Maggie laughed... She's such a little trooper.

 

[trueblue_91]

When playing poker and i lose a big hand.....i usually use the "royal sampler" line

 

[Belnakor]

When ever anyone says i'm going to the garage, "the garage? well, la de da mr french man!"

 

[emperor]

A mate of mine does this one on a Friday arvo when we first enter the pub

'[insert name] no funciton beer well without'

 

[ize_]

Lenny - "Agh my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

Use this one regularly when I get something in my eye, just substitute the correct word in place of pudding.

 

[Christabella]

I can't believe I overlooked this one, I use it so often that it has become part of my vernacular and I plain forgot it's origin on the Simpsons:

Just file it under R for R-rividecci.

Where should I put this?
"Just file it under R"

Or where did you put that?
"I think it was filed under R"

I think the uneducated individuals I deal with have come to think the R stands for rubbish, poor misguided fools.

 

[dont bowl there]

Im sure its been said but regularly I use the "Stupid TV, be more funny!" line.

 

[Huddo91]

'Wizzle Wazzle'
'That's an onion in the ointment'
'________ like a fox!'

 

[ssfc0203]

'Hi Everybody!' - Dr Nick style!

 

[prosserd]

When someone says the word 'garage' me & workmates usually start the la di da Mr French Man comment.

Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he’s so eager to go to the garage?

Moe: The “garage”? Hey fellas, the “garage”! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

Homer: Well what do _you_ call it?

Moe: A car hole

 

[Deledio2Conca]

I always use Principle Skinner's "Ohhhh mercy"

 

[Coach Bombay]

Cant remember which episode it is but they are at the cemetery.

Homer: Ohh, I need a hotdog.
Marge: Homer this is a cemetery, their isn't going to be any....
Hotdog stall guy: Hotdogs, get your hotdogs.
Marge: Do you just follow my husband around?
Hotdog stall guy: Lady, he's putting my kids through college!

The last line normally gets a mention at random times.

 

[Jizza9]

When someone says the word 'garage' me & workmates usually start the la di da Mr French Man comment.

Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he’s so eager to go to the garage?

Moe: The “garage”? Hey fellas, the “garage”! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

Homer: Well what do _you_ call it?

Moe: A car hole

Classic.

 

[Bosun]

Havent said it for a while but when I was amazed at something I would say:

"Man Alive!!!.........there are men alive in here"

 

[TheVelourFog]

Whenever someone is talking about their girlfriend I usually chime in with:

"The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet".

After a racist joke (in my best Mayor Quimby voice):

"I stand by my racial slur"

And when people are worried about something. Just replace killer dolphins with the relevant situation:

"People, please. We're all frightened and horny but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring".

 

[ripitup27]

Singing 'old gray mare' when you see an old crazy person gets a cheap laugh.

 

[ize_]

When people are talking about their flaws, or things they don't like about themselves, I usually cut them off with "I can't stop interrupting people!" ala Lenny in the do-what-you-feel episode.

I also like to pull out the old "Ugh. My groin" in that old gravelly voice when I get hit in the groin by anything, like in "Man Getting Hit By Football." Also have that listed as one of my favourite films on myspace.

 

[gostk86]

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap. I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal - when your caught out lying

 

[aaronm46]

always say this one when going somewhere:

Im...going outside...to....stalk!.....lenny and carl

 

[ize_]

always say this one when going somewhere:

Im...going outside...to....stalk!.....lenny and carl

Hahahaha

 

[Corrosion]

Whenever someone says you suck, jokingly, or seriously.....I always say back:

"Suck like a fox"

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Bees are on the what now- generally when someone is going on about something and I have NFI.

 

[Arden]

When I accidentally break something:

"I bent my Wookee"

When I get asked a question that I have no idea about:

"My cats breath smells like cat food"

 

[Bender571]

I don't know whether its been said or not but I'd give 'yoink' a fair whenever I take something.

Also after just watching the listen lady epsiode I might have to use a Reverend Love Joy quote. At the end when he is telling his ape story "A third came screaming at me ... [imitates hissing baboon] [quietly resolved] ... and that's when I got mad"